I’ve got a fantastic invention for a Ouija board?

Stop?

Did you say too much atheist invention?

The Ouija board is a mediumistic portal, it puts you in touch with the spirits of the demons!

So, I advise you first to electrify, to look for a real Medium known for his real tests, then, do with him a Medianica session, and you'll see that the demons' spirits will shut off the electric current and jump over you, showing you that they they exist !!

But do not always do it, otherwise those who consult with demons will go to eternal hell!

I've got a fantastic invention too!

Just pull up a jpg of an ouija board. Put your fingers on the mouse, and watch where the mouse pointer moves all by itself! Oh hey, the computer can keep track of where the pointer stops momentarily and you can set the sensitivity for how many milliseconds it has to remain stopped to record a hit.

Oh my gosh, this is such a good idea, I've got to write it up and patent the h*** out of it.

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... hold up, it's going to cost me about $7000 to file that patent? Um, never mind.

If by "good" you mean bad, then yeah...

lmao cool thatll teach em not to play round with spirits ya cant drink