What are some interesting "FACTS" about Kim Jong Un? We all know Kim Jong Un doesn't poop or pee.?

When you put people in front of anti aircraft guns and yell "fire it tends to make other people watch very carefully what they are saying.

he doesn't work out a whole lot

He had three some with rodman

Top five "FACTS" about Kim Jong Un:

Kim Jong Un could walk and talk the day he was born.

Kim Jong Un is so manly he impregnated Chuck Norris by watching Walker Texas Ranger.

Kim Jong Un invented the hamburger, the hot dog, and pizza on the same weekend.

Kim Jong Un only eats unicorn meat.

Kim Jong Un is actually 12,000 years old.

He insists on male college students having the same haircut as he. He also has people who try to steal a poster tortured until they are near death, then return them home so they can die at home. I suppose he ran out of room at his morgue and doesn't want to have to deal with yet another dead body.

Kim Jong Un's father, Kim Jong IL was the world's greatest golfer, hitting mostly hole-in-ones on the golf course. When Kim Jong IL died, tens of thousands of North Korean women wailed and wailed and cried their eyes out because of his loss, (I saw it on N. Korean TV broadcasts, so I know it's true.)

He is two inches taller than Donald Trump, he has climbed the ten tallest mountains in the world, and he has the singing voice of an angel.

Well, I can tell you that his family didn't start seeking nuclear weapons until thirty years after a full-scale war, and following a generation of new U.S. invasion threats, actual physical incursions, military exercises held every year right on their doorstep, boycotts, attacks on their creditors, and announcements of a wish for "regime change" by convicted state killers like the U.S. and Britain.

And another interesting fact is that once having decided to try to build nuclear weapons and a delivery system, it still took them another twenty-five years to actually accomplish it, working through the tenures of several U.S. administrations of both parties.

When supporters of the West babble about the unquestionable evils of the Kim dynasty, I can't help but imagine Ted Bundy complaining about murders by street gangs.

I keep wanting to say, "Yes, but..."

He actually likes Katy Perry.

He is an evil tyrant.