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How do I tell my child he's not adopted?

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  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Keep telling him hes adopted. thats what i do with trash child. later in life tell him "you arnt adoped moron" Its easy!

  • 2 years ago

    Just be honest with him.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    2 years ago

    Stupid questions get stupid answer; tell him you lied about finding him in a cabbage patch.

  • 2 years ago

    All Troll children are adopted. Don't lie to him.

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  • 2 years ago

    That's a tough one

  • Bill
    Lv 6
    2 years ago

    show him his birth certificate

    simple as-- if he is not adopted

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    "Hi son, you're not adopted. You're welcome. You're welcome."

  • Anonymous
    2 years ago

    Rejoice my son, for you are my biological baby and I love ya x

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