How do I tell my wife she has small boobs?

Hello, I add, the biological properties are from a god and not from the person and not from his/her will, thus advice you -plural- try not require it, but some seeds no problem and then can improve it by exercises if you desire... but that important and require that the couple require commit with altogether without injustice.

You are a jerk.

You're not smart there's no nice way to say that and you should accept her how she is.

the same way she tells you you have a small penis...

you don't

go talk to a therapist, because it is your problem - not hers

Be honest with her. it'll go a long way

Just draw it.

She knows she has small boobs, but she may be perfectly happy with them. What kind of husband keeps complaining about their wifes' boobs? You married her knowing she has small boobs. If it bothered you so much why did you marry her? If she doesn't want surgery then leave her alone, or do her a favor and set her free for someone who will love & respect her the way she is.

I'm sure she already knows.

You noticed she had small boobs when she was 7???