would you vote for me for president?

1: all bald people must wear hats outside when it is sunny outside

2: chris christy will be forced to become a male stripper and filmed for the for all internet to see

3: put all the trash in a rocket and send it into the sun

4: Chipmunks will be legal pets

5: build giant polyurethane vagina at all borders

6: All state flags must incorporate an image of a naked woman with a rainbow coming out of her crotch