What is the craziest thing someone has said to you over text?

Talking to me sweetly when I don't even know them basically their future plans with me, their longing for me when I haven't gone on dates with them when in actuality they have flaked on me. I can't stand it when people try to fake something they don't feel. I used to text this guy and he would reply way later. If someone is really psyched to meet you they are constantly on their phone waiting for an opportunity to talk to you that is what quickly earns trust, the relationship dissolves when you try to act like you care when you are never timely.

It’s too kinky for y!a

“That guy died. Bring the gun to Taco and have him melt it.”

It was a wrong number text. They never texted again.