what should i call my first child?

pooky.

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I personally like names that strike the perfect balance between common and uncommon, without reaching wild extremes. Names such as Theodore and Sebastian are nice male names, while Miriam and Diane are good female ones.

It depends on whether the child is a girl or a boy.Depending on that select a name after discussing with your partner.

Vince so he can get his *** beat

Whatever you want.

That's really up to you.  Just don't give the kid a weird name like Elon Musk did, that name was pitiful.

Surely, that is a matter for both parents 

It's a personal choice but I like the name Alex because it can be used for either a boy or a girl.

Numerouno.    .