Is that old song correct/ if you want to be happy for the rest of your life get an ugly girl to marry you?

I'd have to hear the whole song. 

Do you know its title? 

I would like to Youtube it.

I'm 38 and have never had a girlfriend, but I'm sorta going for the gusto, as it were, even if that never actually happens.

I don't want to be that guy that is always staring in the rearview mirror when he drives past a woman - whilst his wife is sitting there next to him.

Know that marriage involves enduring getting yelled at and/or nagged by your wife... if I'm not even physically attracted to her my endurance will not be very stout.

I'd run out the door - but then again maybe a "Plain Jane" might be less prone to complaining and nagging?

I mean I'm not a guy that makes unreasonable demands... a flawless gourmet meal on the table every evening... or her picking up after me as I just leave clothes lying on the floor (which I would never do).

Nah I'm one of those good guys... who would help out with dishes... never let the lawn get too high... never leave a trash bin for someone else to empty... never pas gas in bed and laugh about it... but then they say nice guys finish last. 

So technical to me!

I suppose............