What is the best and cheapest mail order bride agency?

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Yes, alas, slavery is illegal in Israel. Unfortunately when you're looking to literally buy another human being you can't always be so picky. 

You're going to stay lonely and miserable with your desires.  If you must have a bride don't expect her to be subservient.

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I shouldn't wonder why you might feel lonely and miserable, given your attitudes.  You want a slave, not a wife.  And the last place you would ever find such a person would be in Israel.  Perhaps, if you avoided an agency and contacted a refugee camp, where people are starving, homeless, exposed to the elements, you might find someone willing to accept your terms in order to survive. Good luck.

you're lonely and miserable so you're going to make some woman lonely and miserable? eff off dude. it's 2020. you should not be buying brides...

You can't 'buy' a woman. They're humans, not objects. 

If a shady guy on the street asks if you know where the deli is, that means he's selling sex slaves. "Situation 5" means backpack to watch on security camera at Dollar Tree. Assistant manager to hosewears means "get that fool now" at Walmart. And a red traffic light really means Trump is under  control of the Rand corporation with Russia, the people have a right to know!!!

you don't want to do that. seriously, if you're thinking about going down that path, I'd recommend just hiring escorts instead. It's cheaper in the long run.

Try dating apps. 

Just don't expect too much. Date someone within your league and you won't be lonely anymore.