Whut do U consider the bible to be?

What do i consider the Bible to be? Instructions how to get to Heaven.

Woe to those who do not OBEY those instructions, thinking they are Heaven bound, they will surely be LOST.

>> who's word bible  are people listening to today from the garden?  <<

The question is literally nonsense.

A well written work of fiction with a little bit of historical fact. Try reading that other Bible sometime the Mormons have. Theirs could’ve been written by the same author, it’s just as well written in the exact same style. 

A library of ancient Hebrew & Aramaic texts of the Jewish faith combined with ancient Greek texts of early Christianity.  

That's a book of fiction. 

IMO, the Old T is a mix of ancient Sumerian, Babylonian, Egyptian, Jewish, etc., myth, legend and history stories.

The New T is just complete hearsay BS.

The simple fact that Jesus didn't have an earthly father (no sperm (or bloodline) transfer to the egg) means he was a half-alien, half-human being.  Yet, most Christians will deny they worship aliens (God, Jesus, angles, devil, etc.).

The best written source for finding out what God said and what God did. If there is a better one then I would like for someone to tell me. 

Youre either schizophrenic or intentionally cryptic a not so poetic way.

I see you majored in illiteracy.