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Max
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Max asked in HealthMen's Health · 1 month ago

What can substitute sex for a guy (besides obviously masturbation)?

I’m a 27 year old virgin and I’m a huge loser. The only contact I have with people my age are over text and some interaction with people on my Zoom sessions for Grad school. I will never have sex because I am hideous and weird. Girls laugh at me and dare me to like them so they can crush me. I can’t induce lucid dreams and true working VR is a long way off so I was wondering if their is anything I could do to simulate a vagina. I masturbate all the time but I wanna stop as I am wrecking my bedsheets. I once heard that a sticking it in a hot water bottle with lotion is pretty close but I’m not sure. I’d rather not get a flesh light or any type of sex toy because my parents have access to my bank accounts and it will be very strange and problematic so I’m wondering if their was something homemade I can use. 

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  • 1 month ago
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    Your in grad school.  That's great.  Your not a loser.

    Just talk to women.  You talk to enough women and soon you'll make a connection.  Once you've made a connection, then sex feels like a normal and natural thing to do.

    Don't worry about your looks.  Women aren't into looks the same way men are.

    What women want is someone to talk to them.  It's that easy,

  • Anonymous
    1 month ago

    You can use a pillow. Cut a round hole on the pillow to the size of your penis. Then pull some cotton inside the pillow out and you can masturbate by shoving your penis in and out of the pillow.

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