What is the cutest thing your child has ever said?

childhood is the best moment in our life.

i dont have kids but i think theyre cute

She said "I see bread people"

I'm pretty sure she said bread, people around these parts look a bit doughy.

She has a speech impediment from falling off the monkey bars so it's a bit hard to tell

My three year old said, “I cut your hands off, I throw it over the fence, and the dog chew it.”

"meow!"

I don't have a kid, but I do have a cat.  That's what she said.

It wasn't my kid, it was a little boy I used to get to 'borrow'.  I took him to the Monterey Aquarium and he really liked that.  In the lobby, where you buy tickets, also the gift shop and cafeteria are there, they have full-sized fiberglass models of whales hanging from the ceiling, above your head.  He was staring at them in amazement.

I said 'I bet they're bigger than you thought, huh?'

He said 'No, we learned about whales in my pre-school.  But I didn't know they could FLY!'

"Why didn't you ever have me?"

IF YOU DON'T BUY ME AN IPAD I'LL BURN DOWN THE HOUSE!!!!