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To be more specific, Y! Pool is in a terrible situation right now. I stopped playing many years ago because of a bot problem. I started playing again a couple weeks ago.

Incredibly, the same problem still exists. There are programs available that allow a malicious person to fill a room with 250 ID's and kick out whoever is already there, even if you are in the middle of a game.

I have a few suggestions to fix this problem, and I think Yahoo could profit by taking positive action to police their property.

A woman went to doctors office where she was seen by

one of the new doctors. After about 4 minutes in the

examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran

down the hall. An older

doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and

she told him her story.

After listening, he had her sit down in another room

and told her to relax. The older doctor marched down

hallway to the back where the first doctor was and

demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is

63 years old, she has four grown children and seven

grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

The new doctor calmly continued to write on his

clipboard and without looking up said, "Does she still

have the hiccups?"

If you won't go away?

Home Depot customers

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever

scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get

supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't

be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come

over to your car as you are packing your shopping into

the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield

with a rag and Windex, with their breasts

almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is

impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer

them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a

ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You

agree, and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other.

Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and

performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals

your wallet. I had my wallet stolen September

4th, 9th, 10th, Twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th.

Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times

just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming

weekend.

So, be careful.

Ten years ago, I was behind my boss at a stop light.

When the light turned green, I laid on the horn.

The poor guy stalled his car, he was so startled.

Whenever I think about it, I giggle like a school girl.

I doubt he sounds like Charleston Heston or James Earl Jones.

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in

Laramie, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with

his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen

minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely

asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward

the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and

slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with

delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in

the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili

into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far

as I got, too..

Pesky lil @$$%$#!!!

Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage when it was full?

I think it's time to spice that stuff up!

Or should I drink it in shots,or on the rocks?

The idea is simple.

With 25 laps to go, throw a caution and freeze the field.

Cars that are laps down are done for the day.

Allow the crews to make final adjustments for five minutes.

Put them back on the track in the same running order as before the caution, and Hang On!

Any additions and improvements to this idea are welcome.

Take your time and really think about it, I will read all posts.

Any crap about NASCAR not being a sport,being boring, blah blah blah will be reported as not an answer.

I mean, it's dark up there and stuff.....

The peak of the Leonid Meteor shower is expected this weekend.

Take a few minutes, drag a lawn chair out of the closet and watch an awesome show! Wherever you are, 1 AM is the best time.

I use a firewall called ProtectX Professional Edition, and it warns me when a connection is attempted and it also gives me the option of finding out where the attempt was made from. It is ALWAYS an Asian address. Should I worry?

I just installed it, which cost about a half hour of my life,and the thing doesn't work. I click the icon and my screen flashes as if IE7 is attempting to start, but nothing happens.