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Mountbatten Blammo
These long stalks on the end of my hands. What are they?
They seem to have a hard flat part on the top.
3 AnswersOther - Home & Garden1 decade agoIf I were to use nanotechnology to combat a buildup of faeces in my pants, what type would you suggest?
I'm in a real bad way. Any suggestions welcome!
3 AnswersCleaning & Laundry1 decade agoWho was the cinematographer they are talking about in that song about shooting Omar Sharif?
You know, the one that goes: "I shot the Sharif, but I didn't shoot no Depardieu"
1 AnswerOther - Music1 decade agoWhere can I get one of those machines that David Lee Roth sings about?
You know, the one that keeps his back against the record...
I ain't the worst that you've seen, oh can't you see what I mean ?
2 AnswersOther - Entertainment1 decade agoWould you go see Macaulay Culkin's new movie?
It's gonna be called "Weekend Home Alone at Bernie's".
"Macaulay are you ok? Are ok Macaulay?
Macaulay are you ok? Are ok Macaulay?"
Movies1 decade agoHow are these original Michael Jackson jokes?
All original! Let me know what you think...
1/ Official cause of death: "The Boogie". The Sunshine, Moonlight and the Good Times were released after extensive questioning showed they could not be blamed.
2/ The body bag had a lesser plastic content than its occupant
3/ ...and you thought he smelled "Bad" before..
4/ He's releasing two new posthumous albums: "Chiller" and "Gangrenous"
5/ Q. What's a Jackson fo(u)r?
A. Nothing. That's just the number that remain!
6/ He should have been the tinman in "The Wiz", at least that way he woulda got a new heart.
7/ His heart just stopped - "It had obviously Got Enough"
8/ At least he won't need makeup for the Thriller video remake
20 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoA friend says he's sick of hammering home a point about proper use of a screwdriver. Can't he see I'm confused?
He can bang away on it all he wants, but until he changes tack and starts to drive the point home instead, I will remain staunch in my confusion....
5 AnswersMaintenance & Repairs1 decade agoI need to spend quality time with something. I've tried a number of objects, why am I not feeling the quality?
Quails, plates, cassette tapes. I've tried them all, but am yet to feel anything approaching the satisfaction of a connection well made.
6 AnswersSingles & Dating1 decade agoSometimes when we touch, is the honesty too much?
And who am I to judge you
On what you say or do?
I'm only just beginning to see the real you...
5 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade agoMy dog looks like a vag of some sort. I am beside myself with pride. Is this ok?
What's a vag? I think I like the soudn
1 AnswerSingles & Dating1 decade agoHow can you tell if I am cheating on my spouse?
I have my suspicions. I have been tailing myself for weeks, and I think I may be starting to suspect I am being followed.
Are these suspicions well founded?
14 AnswersMarriage & Divorce1 decade agoIf the end of the world is nigh, would the end of horse civilisation be neigh?
One hoof for yes, two for nay....
6 AnswersHorses1 decade agoLoose gravel tumbling and grinding beneath your feet. Arousing?
In and of itself, I feel that loose gravel may not be that exciting. Perhaps tight gravel could do it for me. I just don't know - I need some guidance.
1 AnswerMen's Health1 decade agoEmotional baggage. Have you got any in snakeskin or a nice patent leather?
I'm looking for something not too tight or clingy.
1 AnswerFashion & Accessories1 decade agoIsn't being the winner of the biggest loser people a false sense of achievement?
It must be confusing for the winner of this dubious accolade....
6 AnswersAlternative Fuel Vehicles1 decade ago..............................What would Jesus do?
....if he were sitting around with 3 lengths of plywood, a heron, some duct tape and a big fresh piece of cheesecake on a hot summer's day.
3 AnswersPhilosophy1 decade ago