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5 AnswersGarden & Landscape1 decade agokaspersky anti-virus, trojan remover... any problems?
1 AnswerSoftware1 decade agowhat are the black lines i see on my disc defragmenter screen?
red= fragments, green= unmovable, blue= contiguous, white= empty space... but why do i see black lines???
3 AnswersOther - Computers1 decade agois it better to go from tucson to milwaukee or by amtrak?
3 AnswersOther - United States1 decade agowhat are the black lines on my disc defragmenter...?
red= fragments, green= unmovable, blue= contiguous, white= empty space... but why do i see black lines???
1 AnswerOther - Computers1 decade agoPC crashes only when i go online.... should i reinstall windows xp...?
when system restarts itself there is always a notice:
windows cannot find - C:PROGRAMFILES\ISP50\BIN\PPCOLINK-STATION
etc.
2 AnswersSoftware1 decade agoi uninstalled explorer 7,but it's still on my computer for other users.?
but my PC is running better. ..? there's 4 users who share it. so now where did the worm? go?
3 AnswersOther - Internet1 decade agoi don't understand html, like on yahoo 360.....?
like how do people post videos and other files that are not jpeg?
1 AnswerYahoo Profiles1 decade agois the dumbest thing yahoo ever did , was to make every other Q or A on the home page see thru?
or is it just me... i have to change my background because i can't read against it?
2 AnswersYahoo Answers1 decade agohow do they make peanut butter soooo smooth?
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agodid green-eyed-monster die?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agocan you tell this same joke using nixon or 'w' bush?
Heaven's Clocks!
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked St. Peter, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill Clinton's clock?" asked the man.
"Clinton's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan..."
4 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhy do blondes smile when there's lightning?
23 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoWhy do blonds have “TGIF” on their shoes?
7 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agois this too dumb?
a man died and his wife called the newspaper to place an obituary."this is what i want to print; 'george is dead'."
the clerk said, "well ma'am, it's going to be $40 for 6 words minimum..."
she replied, "ok,then change it to 'george is dead, pontiac for sale' "
20 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agodid you hear about the lawyer and the farmer? it's a long joke....?
a NY lawyer went duck hunting in rural texas. he shot and dropped a bird, but it fell just on the other side of the fence.
as the lawyer climbed over the fence, an old farmer drove up on his tractor and said he was tresspassing. the lawyer said "i shot this duck and i just need to retrieve it."
the farmer said, "nope, i won't allow you on my property"
lawyer: "i'm a great trial lawyer and if you don't let me get my property i will sue you for all you're worth"
farmer: "you don't know how we do things in texas. we settle small disputes like this with the texas 3 kick rule"
lawyer: "what's that?"
farmer: "1st i kick you 3 times, then you kick me 3 times, etc. back and forth till one of us gives up"
the lawyer thought he can beat the old geezer so he agreed.
the farmer plants a toe of his heavy work boot smack to the lawyers groin, 2nd kick to his head, and 3rd kick to his kidney.
the lawyer managed to get to his feet finally saying, "ok you old coot, now it's my turn"
farmer smiled and said: "naw, i give up, you can have the duck!"
10 AnswersJokes & Riddles1 decade agoone more ryder cup ?? how do they decide who plays 4ball, who plays 4some?
3 AnswersGolf1 decade agohow does Ryder cup work? do they add the scores of 2 on 2 or what?
4 AnswersGolf1 decade agomath problem?
13
∫ 2xdx
10 ? ok what does it mean? it's not my homework (i'm 57 years old) i just want to know,? i forgot most of my calculus from not using it.
6 AnswersMathematics1 decade ago