Gavin

I want to freeze a living creature, but the problem i keep running into is keeping its cells from bursting. It always happens! What can i do to keep the subjects from dieing?

Serious answers only.

So assuming i have a willing subject, how could i go about controlling its brain?

My idea is that i could jam a spike into its frontal lobe, then place a circuit board in the hole. Then run copper wires to the various other lobes, and connect them to the circuit.

The idea is that i would eliminate free will, and send surges of electricity through their brain to make them preform basic actions. it's a bit of a pipe dream i know, but it fascinates me.

Serious answers only.

How do i get company like apple or Microsoft to buy this horrible thing?

It's not really an idea, i have it made. but i don't know what to do next.

Why would he do that? why demand we all worship him, and kill each other if we don't worship right? Why would god refuse to come down and help those who don't believe in him? and still have the audacity to blame them, and sent them to hell! God loves us, says one group. Gad is an angry God, says another, why not come down and correct the misunderstanding? stop this madness. Is he a sadist?

that would enplane a lot actually...

My friend and I are designing a simpleish computer game. A pixilated platformer rpg. He has way more experience with this kind of thing, and i feel like i'm not doing my part. I created the original concepts for all of it. The story, art, leveling system. Nether of us have done music or digital art.

So can anyone help?

Yo, i want to be a wizzard. castin' fireballs, lightning bolts, raising the dead, the whole shabang.

Any tips?

I would like to go to Australia, I like their economic situation, and the weather. I can deal with the spiders, (I am good with swords, maces, and spears.). I am woundering what steps i should go through in order to do this right. like when i get there go right to house hunting. I am concirned about currency exchange, banking stuff, citizenship. and the thought of a draft happening in the U.S. and Australia at the same time kinda worries me.

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Assuming i have 1.5 million USD to start with, and plan on living off the intrest.

So there is this girl i have been hitting on lately.

we went to a dance together, but once we realised that we both hated dubstep, we decided to go back to her house. We ended up getting stoned and playing zombies, but i was so bad at it. sooooooooooo bad. i need help! how can i show this woman who's boss? im usually pretty good at games, im that dick with a hevy macheine gun that moes down 2 koreans (or at least 15 normal players) before getting blown to little bite sized pieces. so black ops II zombie tips anyone?

I know what I am concidering is illegal, but just hear me out.

I have a good friend, a female, who was sexually and physically abused by her ex boyfriend.

I need some oppinions.

On weather or not to beat his ***. Normally this wouldn’t even be a question, but the complication is.. he has a broken leg. And I can’t pumble a cripple, that is dishonarable.

I suppose I could wait until he heales, to break it again, but he is moveing out of town soon. And he wont be fixed by then!

So in the mean time I’ve just been throwing lit matches at him when he doesn’t expect it.

Also she never went to the police, because of the drug abuse, and the guilt rape victums tend to have.

Help me internet. Please

I know what I am concidering is illegal, but just hear me out.

I have a good friend, a female, who was sexually and physically abused by her ex boyfriend.

I need some oppinions.

On weather or not to beat his ***. Normally this wouldn’t even be a question, but the complication is.. he has a broken leg. And I can’t pumble a cripple, that is dishonarable.

I suppose I could wait until he heales, to break it again, but he is moveing out of town soon. And he wont be fixed by then!

So in the mean time I’ve just been throwing lit matches at him when he doesn’t expect it.

Also she never went to the police, because of the drug abuse, and the guilt rape victums tend to have.

Help me internet. Please.

I have Add, Bipolar dissorder, depression, and athasma. But since i could remember i've always wanted to serve my country, and fly bigass jets in order to compensate for my avrage sized peni*. well not really that last part, but i do love to fly.

i have really been interested in cutting myself open and examining my insides. i dono. it just sounds awesome! and i would like to know how i can do it safely, and preferably painlessly.

i have really been interested in cutting myself open and examining my insides. i dono. it just sounds awesome! and i would like to know how i can do it safely, and preferably painlessly.

i have really been interested in cutting myself open and examining my insides. i dono. it just sounds awesome! and i would like to know how i can do it safely, and preferably painlessly.

i have really been interested in cutting myself open and examining my insides. i dono. it just sounds awesome! and i would like to know how i can do it safely, and preferably painlessly.

i have really been interested in cutting myself open and examining my insides. i dono. it just sounds awesome! and i would like to know how i can do it safely, and preferably painlessly.

i have always wanted to create my own techno music. anyone know a free software?

by bad , i mean bad for your body. like does it have a lasting effect on my lifespan. or heart. i know i get a rush when im tazed. and my heart starts beating fast. its a little scary but at the same time pretty awesome. i love to be shoked, but my friends say its bad for me. im not convinced by their arguments.( i have a low heartrate, and low blood pressure.)

seriously, i know females who own at least twenty pairs. that's 40 shoes! 40! i find this really really bazaar.

Ok, so at school this one guy cornered my best friend the other day , pulled out his P*nis, and tried to make her touch it. pretty creepy i know, so once i found out i sorta... kinda... knocked him unconscious. and it felt amazing! I am never going to forget how incredible i felt that day. but at the same time, the teachers, principles, and police are telling me that it was a Very bad thing to do. so is it wrong to feel no remorse about it? (I also broke a few of his bones)