Karl Hungus

I have huge respect for motorcycle clubs, but have no interest in joining one nor, honestly, do I think I'd ever be invited to be a prospect. I love riding simply for the thrill of it and the 70's Easy Rider type of therapy. I ride every day - not a RUB or weekend warrior.

I have a three-piece on my back but the top rocker is "Harley Davidson", center patch is a skull and bottom rocker is "motorcycles." I also have front patches "Biker Dad", "Arizona" on the front.

From what I've experienced, MC members are really cool and fun. That's just my experience showing up to a watering hole. As long as you show respect, you're good.

I just don't want to unintentionally break any codes next time I show up with my jacket and patches. They're ALL not even close to resembling an MC's brand but still want to be safe and respectful.

I don't want to be the overjealous, over-reactionary husband, but...

This guy had been picking up on her for over a month. I had no clue. She sent me a text saying "A guy who had been flirting with me at work got fired today. I didn't tell you because I knew I could handle it."

Why am I pissed at my wife? Technically, she did nothing wrong, but I feel like she's had this "secret" for a month. Apparently I even MET the guy at the company party.

I'm pissed...just not sure who or what to be pissed about. Thoughts?

I recently applied for a Capital One credit card, based off a "pre-approval" offer knowing that pre-approval is loosely used.

My credit is bad (getting card to rebuild, NOT to spend wildly)...

....but my income is high (approx $125K).

They sent me a request for paystubs to verify income. What is your take - does it sound like I'm approved "contingent" on income verification? It doesn't seem like they'd bother going through the income verification if they weren't going to approve. In my opinion, it appears that they have a tolerance for my bad FICO right now but the high income makes up for it.

I know you all aren't fortune tellers, but what is your take? Thanks in advance.

I've been married for 16 years. My wife doesn't want to go back on the pill - the hormones make her crazy. I refuse to get snipped. So, we're dealing with condoms and it is a huge turn-off for me. I want to try the pull-out method, but I've never had to do this in my current relationships or relationships before. Pull-out should be reasonably effective since we're both in our early 40s and shouldn't be as "potent" as years past.

My question is, where is it "acceptable" to finish and where isn't? What's the "standard"??? I assume stomach and breasts are fair game but no face? How has that worked in your sex life?

I'm not going to ask my wife on where I'm allowed to finish - that seems nerdy and passive like I'm not taking charge. I know, it's stupid, but I like to do my research.

We've been married 16 years. The frequency has always been an issue. I chase her around like a horny high-schooler, flirt with her, still....1-2 times per month - and 2 times a month is a REALLY good month. That's just not enough for me, but even after countless conversations, she doesn't seem to care or concentrate on upping the frequency.

When we do have sex, she enjoys herself (fact, not opinion).

Now that I'm in my early 40s, I can control my sex-drive a little better. In fact, I'm GLAD my libido has decreased. That way, I don't seem as "needy" for sex. However, I still want it, but tired of chasing it.

I know it's passive aggressive, but would it be wrong of me to act completely indifferent about sex and stop initiating too? Now that my libido is manageable, I can just shut down operations on my side too. I'd rather have no sex than be continually disappointed in the frequency and always feel that she's doing ME a favor. I'd feel better if the playing field was even.

Women, and wives, how would you react to a situation where your husband just became indifferent about sex. Would it make you try harder or make you angry? I just want her to try harder.

They are totally in love with each other of course, but they are all about an image of "coolness." They hate Valentines Day, and a good weekend for them is going out and getting tattoos. They aren't dangerous, nor are they necessarily metal heads. I know that the husband listens to Kid Rock, Reverend Horton Heat, Beastie Boys, and general rock, and I assume the wife does the same. I am putting together a wedding video for them and need music accompaniment (I'm not charging for this, I'm buying all my music legally).

Any recommendations for romantic songs for a "cool" couple who isn't in to the Top 40 thing?

Now that I put "Ladies Only Please", I'm sure every male in the community is going to way in on this one.

Enough of the Masters and Johnson research. Now it's time for the real world answers. LADIES, how long do your men last during intercourse on average? I ask this because I don't know if my "stamina" is average or not. I don't want to assume that I'm a premature guy if I'm within the normal time.

I'm not looking for fluffy flowery answers like, "time doesn't matter, it depends whether you both are satisfied." I know that. I'm looking for actual, useful information.

Thanks in advance!

I am an author, a motivational speaker and a business consultant. However, I'm very unorthodox. Twice I've been called "the Howard Stern of the business world". I'm trying to come up with a funny tagline (or alternate words) that describe "Author, Speaker, Business Consultant".

Nothing is off limits. Thanks!

I have DirecTV in four rooms of our house already. Our front living room is very far away from our satellite dishes (and doesn't have walls to thread cable through attic. Our only option is to run 100+ feet of coxial around our house and drill a hole through the front of our home. Obviously, not ideal.

Since we already have DirecTV, wifi router, is there anything that can "transmit" DirecTV programming to a box in that room without having it hard connected to a coaxial? I may be out of luck, but it seems there should be some technology to support it at this point - I can't be the only one.

My wife was a contractor for a small magazine publisher here in Phoenix, Arizona. She had a contract with the publisher and fulfilled her obligation. He owes her $2500 and now that her contract is up, she provided all of the services and has no leverage, he suddenly doesn't have any money. Come to find out, he has the reputation for being a scumbag and dodging his obligations. Probably, people just give up and he knows it. I know I have an option of small claims court ($2500 is max in AZ). Are there better options? Are there options to have an attorney write a "scary letter" for a small fee without having to hire an actual attorney? Attorneys - what would YOU do?

I am in my late thirties and considering buying a Mercedes not to impress women, but I'd love to have a luxury car to treat MYSELF. However, I do need to somewhat consider my overall image. I don't want to look like I've aged prematurely. Women - what do you think of 30-45 year old guys who drive Mercedes? Douchey? Old farts? Sexy? Successful? Looking for women's honest opinion.

Obviously the car doesn't make the man, but I don't want the car to give an incorrect first impression.

The first reported attacks of a Chupacabra were in 1995 in Puerto Rico. Sources verify that the Romney family vacationed in Puerto Rico during the attacks. Why won't Romney address or defend himself against these Chupacabra accusations? Is he hiding his goat sucker activities from the American people? What does he have to hide?

After reading the Tea Baggers' ignorant attacks on Obama on this board for the last two days (claiming he is a Kenyan-born Muslim Socialist Anti-Christ God-Hating Homosexual Who Wants To Give Your Money and Guns to Crack Dealers), I want to start creating my own investigations. Birthers beware, the Chupacabraj Task Force is investigating your candidate!!!

I'm an average, 40-year old married guy. I have heard that Mini Coopers are amazing to drive, but would I regret buying one? I know the car doesn't make the man, but will I look like I'm driving my wife's (or daughter's) car? I know it's a stupid question, but I'd love to hear your thoughts.

Women like the Fifty Shades of Grey, but it seems a bit "rapey" to me. Apparently women really like to be dominated and roughed up. Women, can you give some advice? What type of domination would you accept without it feeling "rapey"? I've been in my relationship for 16 years and looking to spice things up.

Other than the old blindfold and handcuffs, how can I not only control the physical sexual experience but the mental too. I've heard about the 50 Shades of Grey book - I haven't read it neither has my wife but it apparently hits a hot button for women who want to be dominated. Women, please give me some ideas! I want to control and dominate and take major risks, but also not go too far, but I don't want to ask permission either or it defeats the purpose. It's a weird line... Women, thoughts?

We've been together for a long time. We have a happy marriage I think. Occasionally, and it comes in waves, my wife brings up her ex-boyfriends. It's usually in the context of proving a point about relationships, but what guy wants to hear ANYTHING about their wive's ex-boyfriends? One recent mention was of a very general sexual nature and another mention (about a different boyfriend) was more about the actual relationship. Both times, we were NOT talking about any of our specific differences - they were totally unrelated topics.

Questions:

1. Being that I'm a 40 year old man, do I still have a right to be pissed when she brings up her exes? That's like nails on a chalkboard to me - and I don't bring up my exes out of respect to her.

2. Is this something I need to address? To have her bring up two exes in one month worries me that she's longing for the past.

3. I don't think she gets it, even when I tell her, that it bothers me. Should I start firing off random information about my relationships 16 years ago too? It seems childish, but she's just not getting it.