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I bought a car in Texas, but I currently reside in Alabama. Which state laws cover my loan? I don't know if it would be Texas, since that's where the purchase occurred or in Alabama since that's where I currently live.

This is just a hypothetical, but what if I was to buy a really nice pair of undies at a thrift store. I wouldn't know who owned them last so would bleaching them be enough to get crabs and whatever else may be lurking in the crotch? What if they were a really sweet color, like green or blue and I couldn't bleach them. How would you do it then?

I was just sitting here wondering, if I was to get crabs or some other STD, how I would explain it to the wife since I've never been with anyone else. I'd need a woman to admit to sleeping with me, but I don't think that would happen.

Why is crappy music becoming so popular with commercials these days? Just last night, there was an iPod, Dell and something else commercial that all used crappy music. I even noticed that the end of some shows, namely Bones and House, that also use crappy music at the end of the show. What's going on here?

How shocking was the moment when we found out the what's his name was a vampire. I didn't even see it coming. When he made her say it, I thought for sure she was going to say werewolf or super mutant or maybe even Wolverine, but never vampire. I was so shocked I peed my pants!

Should I eat the last cupcake in the break room? I haven't had one yet, but neither has a few other people. Would I be considered a hero if I ate it and saved everyone else from the calories?

I'm having a party next weekend and I don't know what kind of party to have. Someone suggested a lemon party, but I don't know what that is. Does anyone know what that is?

Or does that just make my hand gay?

...then am I keeping the devil at bay when I play with myself?

Doesn't it just make you wanna sing and dance everytime you hear it?