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The car was coca-cola car. My father said that I should not claim from there insurance. I was thinking of sending them a complaint. Not sure what to do here.

Does anyone know where I can find a different meaning, The only one I can find is daughter of Bris.

How do i got about getting out of the chamber with the Minotaurs as I have tried everything.

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady "Do you have a v*gina".

She slams the door in disgust.

The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman "Do you have a v*gina". She slams the door again.

Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice "Honey I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again".

The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both run for the door.

The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where he is going with it". She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question. Do you have v*gina".......

"Yes" she says......

The man replies.. "Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours ?"

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the

convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for

the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he

wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at

the most! What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical

thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in

one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that

way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.

Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried

about what has happened to Sister Logical .

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical ! Thank God you are here! Tell me what

happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow

us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as

fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?

A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his

pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

I'll pray for you!

Its the beginning of eternity and the end of time its also the end of Life. What is it?

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big

smiles on

their faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out

how

they died.

"First body: Frenchman, 60. Died of heart failure while making

love

to

his mistress. Hence, the enormous smile, Inspector,"

says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25. Won a thousand pounds on the

lottery.Spent

it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning. Hence the smile."

The Inspector asks, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one.

Sipho, a street sweeper from Soweto, 30. Struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

Thought he was having his picture taken."