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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'. 3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get. 4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 5. Sing along at the Opera. 6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!' 7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
have you ever experienced a time shift/distortion?
4 AnswersWords & Wordplay7 years agowhy isn't magic jack more magical?
2 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade agohow do u warm up your house in the winter?
me and my boyfriend use radiant heaters and have all the windows covered the house always feels great except for the temperature drops to like 20 i just want to find away to keep the house warmer without paying outrageous prices
the gas is too expensive i was going to have it turned on one year but there are so many fee's u have to pay to get it turned on
and have to sign some kind of affidavit plus i asked my neighbor how much does he pay for gas in the summer time when its barely even on and he said he had to pay like 80 dollars
9 AnswersWeather1 decade agodo u think jet li is cute?
4 AnswersCelebrities1 decade agotrying to find a summer camp it has the word echo in it i think it was in maryland?
just want to find the exact name of it and see if there pictures of it on flickr
1 AnswerOther - United States1 decade agoif you won a couple million dollars would you buy the amityville house?
if it was for sale
6 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade agoare you an aries on yahoo answers this is funny tell me what u think easy 10 points?
Aries (3/21-4/19) Remove
Try hard not to be too harsh on folks today -- the odds are good that they are already being too hard on themselves! If you keep the mood relatively light, you should be able to score some points.
2 AnswersHoroscopes1 decade agodid you do miracles in the kitchen?
there were somehow enough food to feed like 8 people and normally its just enough to feed like 3 people
people come over and said they were hungry and i was thinking to myself there will be enough and there was
7 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agook this is the question i meant to ask when eve was having her baby how did adam know what to do or was..?
god there the whole time helping her out?
19 AnswersReligion & Spirituality1 decade agohow much are the canned coffee drinks where u live i mean like starbucks coffee and rockstar drinks?
there $2.50 cents here
5 AnswersNon-Alcoholic Drinks1 decade agoi have a ghost hunters question why won't they use night vision goggles?
im sure now they can easily afford it now
im sure they could of afforded after first season
so they can see way better in the dark
http://www.hotbuysbinoculars.com/night_owl_night_v...
if i were to start a ghost hunting business i would be getting night vision goggles so u don't have to guess what your seeing in pitch black dark
6 AnswersMythology & Folklore1 decade agoi wonder when stephen king first started writing did u think his mother approved?
he propably has a weird and active imgination and his mom propably ended up reading some of his stories
do u ever think she told him he was weird
i get so paranoid when ppl pick up my notebooks and read stories i wrote because i like writing dark horror stories
7 AnswersBooks & Authors1 decade agodo people who smoke pot care more about buying more pot or buying food for there kids?
at the time my mom had a really good job she was making almost a 1000 dollars every 2 weeks and where we lived at the time the rent was only 400 dollars and yet she made us all believe we were very poor we had no food she wouldn't buy us anything
the only other bills that were coming was the electric,gas and phone bill
this was back in the 90's
12 AnswersAdolescent1 decade ago