I *Heart* Demetri Martin

If you have any idea, please let me know. To say I'm a huge Scott Pilgrim fan would be kind of an understatement. My search hasn't really went anywhere so far.

Thank you!

I'm planning on getting a new laptop. My old one can't even hold a charge anymore, so I'm looking for a more reliable.

I'd like one I can use for homework. I'd also like to use it for music (I have 700-1000 songs on my old computer, can't remember since I haven't used it in a while) and to play The Sims 3 without it slowing down my computer. I'm not sure how much memory that would require on my computer.

I'd like a CD ripper too, but I think that's standard in laptops.

I'd like one in the $500 range.$400-$500 would be preferred but I can go up to $600.

I'd also like t buy it from either amazon.com or walmart.com for shipping/sales tax reasons.

Thank you.

Now that I'm back in school, I've forgotten a few small things from last year, namely factoring. I have a few math problems I need to do that involve factoring, so I thought that if someone helped me solve it, it would help me remember what I need to do for the rest.

Thank you!

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I'm most excited for Toy Story 3 (I've already seen it but I can't wait to see it again) and Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World. I'm least excited for Eclipse.

It was forwarded on and is supposedly from Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg. I think it sounds like bullcrap because if it was true they would probably have other ways of letting people know this. Do you know if it is true or not? The note goes like this:

Since Facebook has recently become very popular, has become the many complaints that Facebook has become unacceptably slow. The report shows that the reason is that Facebook has a number of non-active members and, secondly, many new Facebook members. We want to send this message to see whether you're active members or not. If you're active, please send this message to at least 15 users. Use the "Copy - Cut and Paste" to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks in, will be removed in order to get more space. Send this message to your friends to show me that you are still active, and do not want to be removed.

Facebook founder

Mark Zuckerberg .

I saw a shirt the other day that says "Gobias Industries" on it with pictures of Gob and Tobias on it. Does anyone know which episode this shirt is referring to, and which season?

Also, who was Buster's real father?

Thanks in advance!

I've heard some rumors about it, but I don't know if they'd really be making one or not since the series ended quite a while ago. Does anyone know if they're really making one or not?

Since the Tim Burton version came out last month, I've realized that there are more movie adaptations of Alice than most books. Which versions are your favorites?

The range it needs to be in is from the Renaissance to World War I. I would like a full length movie, not one of those History channel documentaries. I really enjoyed Marie Antoinette (Kirsten Dunst, Jason Schwartzman), so if there are any historical ones similar to those, that would be great.

No R-rated movies, please!

Thank you.

It's the scene from the Chairs episode where Demetri is at a wedding reception trying to find somewhere to sit, and wherever he sits he ends up with a rat cage over his head like in 1984. I just finished reading 1984 for school and I was talking to my teacher about this video, and she asked me to send her a link. I went on the Comedy Central website, but my computer is having a hard time navigating through the season 1 videos.

If you could post a link to the exact video, that would be fantastic.

Thank you!

I know that Luna is a Harry Potter character (I've been told that I'm like her before), but I've only seen the first movie and I've been too busy to read the books. Is this a good thing? What's Luna like?

Thank you :)

I got my dad a DVD of The Life Aquatic for Christmas, but I wanted to get him something to go with it. In the movie, they all wear blue jumpsuits and red hats, so I thought it'd be funny to get him one of the hats. Unfortunately, I've never seen them at any stores. Where could I find one?

Don't give me any of your "this is the wrong section" attitude. This is based off of a movie quote.

Nielsen Company is the company that monitors how frequently TV shows are watched, but they only do so with select people. How do I become one of those people?

If you've been watching The Colbert Report, they are doing a letter campaign. You send a letter to the Canadian Speed skating Team for Vancouver 2010 that says "don't be an ice-hole" on it. I have the envelope addressed and ready to go, but I don't know if you need to pay extra postage for sending a letter to another country. Do any of you know?

Thank you.

They started filming the studio audience bits today, and filming goes until the 21st for those. Season 2 starts in February. I seriously can't wait.

Is anyone else excited, or relieved that Season 2 is on its way because it's been FOREVER since last season?

It's always on a different day each year. It doesn't have a simple rule of when it will fall like Thanksgiving does, either. Sometimes it's in March! How do they determine the day?

I love when people go above and beyond with costumes.

One of my favorites was my older brother's about 3 years ago. He was Oscar the Grouch. He died his hair green and wore green face paint, but he cut the bottom out of a trash can and put straps on it so that he could walk around in it. the lid was screwed in to the back so it'd look like it was resting on his head like it is on the show.

What about you? Do you have know any that you thought was really cool?

I know people who used to make purses out of old juice pouches (like Kool-Aid and Capri Sun and what not), and was wondering how you'd go about making one. I'm entering a recycling/redesign contest in January and wanted to make a dress or outfit out of old pouches, but I thought it'd be good to make a purse first just to learn how it works.

If you could give me some directions on how to do this, that'd be great. Thank you!