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Baz .Abroad
Whats the longest you've ever been bedridden ?
and how did you pass the time ?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAdult subject matter - Does this count as a poem, what do you think ?
Aw cheers bro, your the best,
No probs sis, you need the rest,
I'll give you some dough, babysitter rates,
Please just go, have fun with your mates.
A pressie for me,
come sit on my knee,
Is it the right size ?,
Try it on we'll see.
Oh wait uncle,
You are silly,
you can't photo yet,
I'm not ready.
There aren't I pretty,
a picture of me,
Come on Uncle,
Hold the camera steady.
Dressie up again,
Uncle your fun,
Do I want to play,
while the others are gone ?
No I'm not special,
but thank you for saying,
Its too hot for clothes,
next to her laying.
I could stay up late,
but mama said,
No no Princess its time for bed,
A story book then Dr. Doolittle.
Please stop it Uncle its starting to tickle.
Wow your cold,
cold as ice,
cuddling close,
grip like vice.
Frozen with fear,
a babies tear,
Please help me god,
a drop of blood.
Now now Angel,
it'll be our secret,
or I'll tell your mother,
and then you'll regret it.
We'll go shopping tomorrow,
get you something nice,
a new mobile phone,
and then maybe an ice.
Princess was great,
no bother at all.
There's some blood on the bed,
where she had a fall.
She woke in the night,
cause she had a fright,
as hot as a roast,
cause she saw a ghost.
I changed her dress too,
we had jello and cream,
she was sick,
it must of been the bad dream.
I told her its our secret,
you know what shes like.
Maybe she can come out tomorrow,
and we'll see the sights.
You know shes getting bigger,
Like you sis a looker,
We'll have fun tomorrow,
and maybe I'll, ..............
treat her to something special.
I write scribblings of all different types, in doing so a contact said that I inspired him to take up the pen again, that was truly a complement. I lost the drive to write, and then there was my contact, I found out the truth and he inspired me to write again.
After all there's no point being a Ghost,
of ones self, how could you live with that ?
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoAdult subject matter - Does this count as a poem, what do you think ?
Aw cheers bro, your the best,
No probs sis, you need the rest,
I'll give you some dough, babysitter rates,
Please just go, have fun with your mates.
A pressie for me,
come sit on my knee,
Is it the right size ?,
Try it on we'll see.
Oh wait uncle,
You are silly,
you can't photo yet,
I'm not ready.
There aren't I pretty,
a picture of me,
Come on Uncle,
Hold the camera steady.
Dressie up again,
Uncle your fun,
Do I want to play,
while the others are gone ?
No I'm not special,
but thank you for saying,
Its too hot for clothes,
next to her laying.
I could stay up late,
but mama said,
No no Princess its time for bed,
A story book then Dr. Doolittle.
Please stop it Uncle its starting to tickle.
Wow your cold,
cold as ice,
cuddling close,
grip like vice.
Frozen with fear,
a babies tear,
Please help me god,
a drop of blood.
Now now Angel,
it'll be our secret,
or I'll tell your mother,
and then you'll regret it.
We'll go shopping tomorrow,
get you something nice,
a new mobile phone,
and then maybe an ice.
Princess was great,
no bother at all.
There's some blood on the bed,
where she had a fall.
She woke in the night,
cause she had a fright,
as hot as a roast,
cause she saw a ghost.
I changed her dress too,
we had jello and cream,
she was sick,
it must of been the bad dream.
I told her its our secret,
you know what shes like.
Maybe she can come out tomorrow,
and we'll see the sights.
You know shes getting bigger,
Like you sis a looker,
We'll have fun tomorrow,
and maybe I'll, ..............
treat her to something special.
I write scribblings of all different types, in doing so a contact said that I inspired him to take up the pen again, that was truly a complement. I lost the drive to write, and then there was my contact, I found out the truth and he inspired me to write again.
After all there's no point being a Ghost,
of ones self, how could you live with that ?
6 AnswersPoetry1 decade agoWhats the longest you ever slept ?
12 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you read the ingredients and contains label on the food you buy ?
And does it influence your decision what you are going to buy ?
18 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHave you ever suspected a certain contact of being a Jedi Knight ?
I was talking to one and heard her light saber being switched on.
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoMy 16 year old daughter keeps changing boyfriends because they're boring, should I be worried ?
Whats wrong with boring ? Boring's safe right.
38 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhich country do you think is the most sexually active ?
and where do you plan going for your holidays ?
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhats your favourite funny line to describe a persons of the opposite sexes attributes ?
Like - she had legs that went all the way up
if she started to run she'd knock herself out.
(remembering yahoo guidelines not rules)
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhen did you last get a spanking ?
new outfit or present from your partner ?
9 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWhat is your cunning plan ?
6 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoWho goes to bed first in your house ?
36 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIn this progressive world is the battle of the sexes finally over ?
If so who won ?
If not wheres the front line ?
7 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you follow peoples links in questions ?
I got sent this link to test to see if I was cool -
http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/cool_te...
humor required for taking part, please do not take part if easily offended.
3 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoIn what things do you class yourself as hardcore ?
4 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoHave you ever been out drinking on your own ?
Not friends left you or lost you out on the town,
just got ready and hit a bar on your own ?
8 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade agoDo you like to attend weddings ?
Are they not the best of family occasions ?
16 AnswersPolls & Surveys1 decade ago