Wopthedo

Everyone must disclose their belief. Atheists would get 30 years, Christians 40 years, Muslims life, Buddists deported to Antarctica and Hindus drowned in the Ganges. Religion or no religion would no longer be an issue. Finally, agnostics should be rewarded for their commonsense : we don't want a world of knowalls, do we! The census should be laid down by International Law.

He settles in front of the TV, pulls it out every evening. My wife's sister complains of the smell and the sight of it, but he insists it gets hot inside his trousers. She says she's lost most of her friends, have stopped coming round and our mother suffered a mild stroke when she saw it. Her children keep to their room.

What to do? Her case is getting desperate.

I wipe my bottom after each defecation and check the bottom to see if it's clean. Then several hours later, I go to the toilet, pull down my pants to urinate and find there are skidmarks on my underpants. This is happening all the time! It is true I do fart a lot, but one needs to fart, expell bad wind to relieve stomach ache, doesn't one.

Any advice would be appreciated as I'm at my wit's end..

I only do womens' bikes, am quite normal. I've heard from a source it's supposed to be an offence, but I can't imagine why. Please reassure me as I'm straining at the leash to go out and do my thing.

If it smells bad, is the farter bad?

My wife has always wanted a mink coat, has threatend to leave me if I don't get one. Sadly, I'm a man of limited means and contacted a friend in the fur trade and has got me a rat coat, said it would pass, has dyed in blue. He said mink is vermin, just like rat, so what's the big deal with women, wating vermin clobber!