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  • When I go to the toilet, I am afraid of snakes.?

    My brother tells me there are many snakes that let loose in the sewers. What if a rattler comes up and bites me in the bits and pieces? I couldnt suck the poison out myself, and my wife wont even go near my privates, because she got a bad cold sore when she was trying to pleasure me a few years back, I had herpes from the neighbor girl (I told the wife the herpes was from sitting down on a toilet at the county fair)

    1 AnswerReptiles8 years ago

  • I let my 15 year old son drive me home from the bar, because I had too much to drink.?

    I was pretty drunk. I was going to call a taxi, but my son called to check on me to see if I was again the Dart champion for the county. (I WAS, 3RD YEAR IN A ROW!) He walked from the house to the bar (only 8 miles), and came in and drove me home. He DOES have his permit. My question: Could I get in trouble for being drunk while he is driving the car when he has a permit? I WAS giving him driving tips while we were going home. Like when I drive tipsy, how to close one eye and avoid seeing double.

    7 AnswersFamily8 years ago

  • Why does my cat go to the bathroom on my couch?

    My girlfriend's cat poops on my couch. I have done everything I can think of to stop this. Sprayed it with water, used pepper spray in it's eyes, tazed it...to no avail. I feel like it's mad at me. To get back at it, I want to poop in IT'S litter box, and video tape it trying to bury that. I could put it on You Tube. Thoughts on this rancid beast?

    2 AnswersCats8 years ago