Captain Moe

I've got a 1990 Honda Accord, and her right and center stop lights failed at the same time. I've still got running lights, and the stop light works on the left side. Its not a bulb, and its not a fuse, as I've replaced the bulbs and checked the fuses. Any ideas where to look for a common wiring problem?

The government is providing coupons for digital converter boxes to low income folks. Why is the government doing this? Why are we using tax payer's dollars to pay for other people's entertainment?

I used to charge $100, but as fuel prices have gone up, and I haven't sold any in a few years, so I was wondering what people were charging now.

I have a small boat trailer, which I don't have a title, don't have a manufacturer, no VIN number, nothing. How would I go about getting a license plate for it?

Trying to come up with something interesting for the next 4th of July parade for our fire department...

If you can answer that one, how about 1000 gallons of water dark red.

I have a 1990 Honda Accord, that I'd like to install a wig wag flasher in. Has anyone done this, and if so, how hard was it?

My 1990 Honda Accord has a torn CV boot, and makes some great, fun sounding noises when it turns. I bought a replacement part, so how hard is it to install one?

I have seen many questions that are asked as if they hate Republicans, is this true? If so, why?

Could be fun, no?

Has America become so politically correct, that we can only make fun of the "average" white male?

I have noticed this is a often word used here, that I have not heard elsewhere. So, who thought it up? What does it mean?

To serve and protect, they say.

Completely respecting the hardships police officers face on a day to day basis, as I am one of the ambulance drivers behind you, have some officers forgotten that people are innocent until proven guilty? I know legally police officers really need no reason to pull you over, or ask you questions, but where has politeness gone? Where has deciency gone? Where has respect for the common man gone?

Yes, I know you deal with scum everyday, but does that give you the right to treat the rest of us like that?

Everytime, he makes a policy change, or tries to improve on things he's done, you get a mass of people on Yahoo that attack him. What would you guys do differently, if placed in his shoes?

Seriously, everyone seems to be so angry and quick to tell him that he's wrong, or stupid, but if he's so stupid, why isn't anyone else coming up with something better?

All of these people who say 9/11 was an inside job or whatever. Does it really matter? Yes, its interesting, but does it have any bearing on current events?

Every ambulance I have seen in the United States was a Ford. Why not Dodge?

I mean, isn't this part of Yahoo the part of life that you guys don't believe in?

I do not mean to sound disrespectful, or rude, but why pay attention to this part at all?

Showers for 5,000 people, laundry, cooking, that adds up pretty quick. How big of a tank do they carry? And how often does it have to be filled?

Why do you attack my beliefs? Most christians do not attack atheists (at least here on Yahoo), however, the religion forums are filled with bible bashing, God attacking people who continually attempt to test my faith?

Personally, I think the creation written in the Bible is oversimpified, so that the people of the time could understand it. Could the big bang theory just be the way God did it?