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need help translating to angry Italian

'You bastard, get out of my room and out of my house. I never want to see you again.'

Correct translation please? It's a long complicated reason, and i could really use help with this.

thanks.

have got a new cellphone and already i despise it with every fiber of my human being. this is an embarising, utterly dumb question and i feel like an absolute idiot for asking, but i would like to sync some songs to my phone and have been unable to, because i cannot find the 'menu' option on the launcher screen from which i am supposed to switch the phone to sync mode when it is plugged into my computer.

instructions in the help section read as follows:

1. Select menu -> Setting -> Connectivity -> USB connection mode -> Music sync.

2. Connect PC to phone by using the provided cable.

3. When icon appears on tray, connection to phone is completed.

which is all well and good. if i could FIND THE GODDAMNED MENU!!!!! of course, in the help section not a word is said about locating this elusive, somewhat necessary option, as i dont doubt most phone users are more competent than I, and my instruction manual that came with the phone is in Swedish.

i will be honest, i wanted a sanyo 3100, but apparently they dont make those anymore. -.-

in anycase, help would be much appreciated. ten points to whomever helps me locate the damn thing first. thanks in advance.

heh, long story, but i would sincerely appreciate your opinion on this, yes?

i have a friend. born female, who for most of her early teenage life was comfortable identifying as such. recently, she has become interested in 'Yaoi' or homo-erotic fantasies between men, and as far as i can remember she has always been interested in cosplay, or other roleplaying games. a few months ago, she decided she was bi-sexual and found a girlfriend who also enjoyed yaoi and roleplay. but, in the last two weeks, my female friend has began requesting we refer to her as 'him'. s/he got his/her haircut short, has taken to binding his/her breasts, and wears male clothing. naturally, as his/her friend, i try my hardest to offer support, but i cant help but feel a little... uncomfortable with this sudden inexplicable change. emotionally, they act very much the same as always. that is, he/she retains many of the emotional tendencies of a female, and so i often make the mistake of mis-adressing, refering by defult and entirely by accident to said person as 'she'. at first i worried about it, but then i began to realize hey, s/he doesn't even seem to notice. on top of that, i have noted that on numerous occasions s/he has accidentally referred to him/herself as female without being aware of it, and i must admit i interpreted this as a signal that something was not quite right with this situation.

i have a loose theory, that is that s/he has taken on this new male identity as a roleplay in much the same way s/he would assume a cosplay character, in order to share the homo-erotic fantasies with his/her partner. after all, the likely hood of finding a MALE partner willing to accept that their girlfriend enjoys yaoi is low. of course, this theory may be entirely wrong, s/he may be being quite genuine about the whole thing, i just... it sounds horrible but i truely feel that there is something fishy about the whole thing.

im not uncomfortable with him/her being transgender in the least, but i am uncomfortable with the thought that perhaps it is all an act, and that by acting in this manner s/he is being disrespectful and immature.

what do you guys think? am i reading to far into this? do you believe s/he is genuine and im just being a jerk?

maybe i am just being a jerk. :/

'everything in england tastes like God', 'what the hell is a dumbledore?', 'is I-T a word?'

you know, all those wonderful, insane little quotes people say that make you look at them like O_o 'why do i even KNOW you?'

whats the best, most insane one you have ever heard. one that makes me laugh hardest gets 10 pts. :D

please translate the following sentence:

"There is a small road wide enough for one car and many shops. Many of the top floors have balconies, and one of the shops looks like it is closed. The sun is shining, and there are a few people."

i would use google translate, but i would like it to be as correct as possible. :)

thank you.

its not even two weeks ive had it, and for some reason every so often, it completely freezes up. i cant even start a task manager or shut down. i have a virus scan running, it came activated on the computer, and the hard drive is no where near full, so im at a complete loss as to why this might be. i have had to resort numerous times to simply removing the battery and re-starting it, which i know is terrible for the computer, but there seems to be know other way of unfreezing the stupid thing. im beginning to get throughly pissed, and am desperately hoping someone out there knows what might be wrong and how to fix it.

many thanks.

i had a dream in which someone new, i met them just two weeks ago, put a spider down my pants. o.O it was strange. help please?

kay. so i got it and my old laptop in new zealand, installed it using included dvd and registered online. am now in denmark, old computer has broken, and im currently trying to install my tablet on the new computer purchaced in denmark just today. but, the pen isnt working! the tablet is fine, picking up my fingers, but the pen is getting no response at all. have tried using the DVD install to no avail, all it did was install photoshop7. please help, im worse than desperate.

thanks. :)

on my shoulders, horrible agonising burns... i feel like a tomato. please help. :(

free to read online? looking or manga, preferably scanlated and hosted on a website such as spectrum nexus/ manga fox.

found plenty of soft yaoi/shounen ai, but having mucho trouble finding good stuff.

chur :)

i can speak none of either, and as of february i will be living in either denmark or japan for a whole year. (as an exchange student.)

i would love some free lesson downloads i can put on my ipod, or even the names of some good free online schools. but anything would be a great help.

thanks.

:3

I can speak none of either, and as of february 2011 i will be living in either japan or denmark for a whole year. (as an exchange student)

id love some free lesson downloads that i can put on my i-pod, or even the name of a good, free online school.

thanks heaps for your help.

:3