Babbo The Great

I saw this on 9GAG like 2 days ago, no joke and it was funny but I should've saved the joke CAUSE IT HAPPENED TO ME JUST NOW. Basically he was saying that he was watching a video on YouTube and an ad popped up saying "Is your significant other cheating on you?" and he asked the audience "What combination of poor searches and porn led the internet to believe I am a female with trust issues?" or something to that effect. If you could find that image it would be sweet. Or even the video or name of the comedian. Guy seems funny

Can the Wii U support the PDP Headbanger Headset that worked for the Wii version of Call of Duty: Black Ops?

Is there a USB port in the Wii U Tablet controller for that or do you just plug it into the console directly and is the Wii U compatible with the PDP Headbanger Headset from Call of Duty: Black Ops and Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3?

There was this Indian romantic-comedy movie that I saw a while back that was really funny. It starts of with this single guy who's going to his sister's wedding and he was running late at the airport. He manages to swap tickets with this girl after lying that his son was dying or something. He makes it to the wedding on time but he finds out that the girl he was exchanging tickets for was the wedding planner. They get off to a rocky start, but his uncle is trying to get him married so he forces the woman to find him suitable women. The guy weasels out of all the dates by making up excuses & whatnot. My favorite was when he asks a little kid for help (you find out that it's the son of the wedding planner girl) named Aditya or "Adi" (nickname) he claims that it's his son to get out of a date. It was funny but the point is that the woman is a single parent and her husband is a bad guy that left her a long time ago but returns JUST as the other dude was falling for her.

...android girls with Gatling gun boobs. It was a spy movie of some sort and I remember them wearing white (I think). I just want to see if there's a video clip so I can use it in a joke. (A girl I know said she had "big guns" and I want to say "Like these?" and then BAM!!! video of win). I'm not a pervert and the girls had clothes ON. So it was like PG-13

Here's what I'm reading/have read:

Current Series:

1.) Metal Heart (Otaku Boy Plays Ultimate, Real Life Dating Game For The Fate Of The World.)

2.) Nagasarete Airantou (Boy On An All Girl Island)

3.) Orihime Vs

4.) Rosario+Vampire

5.) Umi No Misaki (Recommended)

6.) Megaman Nt Warrior (Just Need To Read Volume #13!!!)

7.) Pastel (Normal Boy Meets Girl Senarios)

8.) Princess Lucia (Female Angels Vs. Demon Girl Trying To Prevent The Conception Of A Monster Born From A Human)

9.) Get Backers (I Prefer The Anime Over The Manga Partly Because It's Less Gorey)

10.) Super-Dreadnought Girl 4946 (Giant Girl Fighting Monsters)

11.) Addicted To Curry (Great Series Thus Far!!!)

12.) Hakoiri Devil Princess

13.) Asu No Yoichi (Samurai In A Modern World Romance)

14.) Mayoi Neko Overrun! (Catgirl Series)

15.) Kimi No Iru Machi (Romance)

16.) Pokémon Adventures (Manga)

17.) History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi Manga (Sequel/Spinoff To Tatakae! Ryouzanpaku Shijou Saikyou No Deshi)

18.) Zetman (Really Dark. Not Recommended For The Feint Of Heart.)

19.) The Legend Of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass

20.) Unbalance X Unbalance

21.) Cyborg 9

Completed Series

1.) I''s

2.) D.N.A^2

3.) Video Girl Ai

4.) The All New Tenchi Muyo!

5.) Dragonball Z

6.) Lilim Kiss

7.) Dears

8.) Mx0

9.) Ane Doki

10.) Tatakae! Ryouzanpaku Shijou Saikyou No Deshi

11.) Dragon Quest: The Adventure Of Dai

12.) Dr. Chanbelee (Oneshot)

13.) Woman In The Man (It's A Temporary Bodyswap Manga) (Oneshot)

14.) Nisekoi (Oneshot)

15.) Dog Style [By: Minamoto Yuu] (Oneshot)

16.) Mär Omega

17.)L∞P Manga (Oneshot)

18.) Akazukin Eliza (Oneshot)

19.)Mär, A.K.A Märchen Awakens Romance

I may start One Piece because my one buddy is REALLY into it and although it's mainstream, I've been avoiding it only because I have a hard time getting into manga that doesn't have a serious tone.

I've just woken up to a MASSIVE headache this morning. (No, it's not a hang-over. I don't drink alcohol.) I've already taken an Aleve Liquid Gel capsule (Naproxen Sodium), but I was wondering which of these three medicinal drugs is more potent (in the event that this doesn't leave me alone in the next half hour). Any additional tips on how to get rid of this pain would be greatly appreciated!!! Thank you!!!

Here's my dilemma. I'm trying to make a sort of ballistic longsword of sorts. I got the original idea partially from playing Call of Duty: Black Ops and being amazed at the versatility of the Ballistic Knife and I wondered how badass it would be to have a much larger, serrated version. I would imagine that the range of this weapon would be roughly 20 feet or so when fired. My friends and I are playing D&D version 3.5 with some elements of 4. Now we don't want to make any sort of weapons that would be too modern (so no lightsabers, guns, or stuff like that) but I'm having trouble figuring out how to make my sword, granted that the firing mechanism for a ballistic knife is either gas cartridge activated or spring loaded. (I'm fairly certain that in medieval times they didn't have that kind of stuff. I figure I could get away with the spring loaded version, but I'd like it to be powerful enough to actually work well with a projectile secondary function.) A friend of mine suggested some sort of magical rune explosion propulsion system. Another idea was a retractable chain so that I don't lose the blade itself. Any pointers and ideas of how it would function and damage?

I keep getting an error message that looks like this:

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Is there an internal server error or what? I just want something to replace the boring default image...

A while back, I read this book (fictional story) about a young girl who was with her father driving in the middle of the night. The cover of the book had a picture of a car on it with the headlights from another car illuminating it. In the story, this girl's father dies of a heart attack while she's in the car and she is later picked up by a Cuban/Mexican family. However, they don't take her to the authorities nor help the father. They leave the car and the body. She lives in this house and can't understand their language but one of the people there is really nice (a woman). All I can remember without a doubt is that she flees and gets on a train heading to an American(?) embassy. I know my description is a tad vague but I'd like to re-read that book. It was really epic.

Ok, so here's the deal: I've gone to the movies twice, on two separate occasions, with two different girls that are both my friends. They're great girls but I'm not exactly sure I'm in love with them or really attracted to either. I just saw the movie "Just Go with It" starring Adam Sandler. Last time, I saw "Tangled" with this other female friend of mine (whenever that was first released). Don't get me wrong, they're both cute and have their..."quirks" but I'm not exactly dating material. In fact, I've never even had a girlfriend. I'm 20. That's a bit of a problem since I'm so inexperienced...In any case, both times, the girls offered me gum (they both chewed a piece too). Granted I took the stick of gum both times and both girls are technically single, I never thought much of it (until this very moment). Now my breath is not a problem as EVERY TIME I know that I'll be in the company of a girl, I'll always make sure to brush my teeth and gargle with mouthwash ahead of time. So, my question is: If a girl offers you gum on a first "date" (I don't even know if it's technically a "date" when it's just a female friend...) is she hinting at a kiss, bad breath (from the popcorn?!?), or something else?

I don't do the whole "subtle gesture" thing. I'm oblivious to it. No joke. Tips?