mick

I ride a 110 cubic inch road king with dual exhaust. The bike creates an enourmous amount of heat. It is an understatement to suggest i got a tropical rain forest in my wranglers. I dont likes to brag but I am a popular man with the ladies. This excessive sweaty nether region really turns the ladies off. Will under armour breifs help

he must be a mormon

I am working hard to become bishop in my ward. I wouldn't abuse the power. I think being a great Mormon means moderation in all things including abusing my power. I can promise you this if i am bishop and eventually prophet ( as my five year plan suggests) we will have funeral potatoes every Sunday served with the sacrament. However, to make my dream come true please pray that I get over my addiction to this work out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP-quYIRO6M

Was it good for you?

If everything is predestined isn't this the name god would choose her to have?

You meet the lamest people on a honda

I recently went to wendover nevada and I saw my mormon bishop and his counslers drinking and having fun with strippers. Should I call the prophet? Oh my heck, I feel violated. I know the church is true and joe smith wants me to be a sunbeam. what would you do?

Mandingo by his subordinates

There I said it

Abide with me! fast falls the eventide; The darkness deepens. Lord, with me abide!

When other helpers fail and comforts flee, Help of the helpless, oh, abide with me!

Swift to its close ebbs out life's little day. Earth's joys grow dim; its glories pass away.

Change and decay in all around I see; O thou who changest not, abide with me!

I need thy presence ev'ry passing hour. What but thy grace can foil the tempter's pow'r?

Who, like thyself, my guide and stay can be? Thru cloud and sunshine, Lord, abide with me!

Time is running out. It has been prophesied by the modern day prophets. We must do as commandeth.The lord thy god is coming back with fury and a vegence. Fear not he that walks between the rows. Seek ye sancuary in the temple amen

Well if you don't get married in the Mormon temple you will be alone for eternity.If you don't get sealed to the family then you may never see them again. You are a child of god and he has sent you here, given you an earthly home with parents kind and dear! Get right with the Shepard and live forever with your family or burn alone for eternity.

There will be no skiing on the lake of fire. Just pain and torment.Its time you got right with the Shepard.