Atheists do you water ski?

is this for real?

Fire skiing sounds even more fun than water skiing. I'll be having a kickass time at the Lake of Fire while you'll be kissing God's @ss in heaven 24/7 and listening to harp music all day.

Sucker.

Can you provide independently verifiable, documentary evidence that this "lake of fire" actually exists?

Furthermore, I am a human being and deserve more respect than being led around as a shepherd would their flock. In our world, the one who leads his population in violation of their rights and desires is a dictator.

If my choice is to live in a Christian version of North Korea or Hell. I'll take Hell. Heaven would be eternal mental torture.

And no...I have never been water skiing.

What shepard? I thought you wanted people to get right with God. Now it's a shepard? That seems more reasonable, but what is it you expect a shepard to know about water skiing?

Well it wouldn't really be water skiing if the lake is fire anyway.

Trying to threaten someone with something they don't believe in.

Genius.

The undetectable dragon above your head will kill you in 30 seconds unless you denounce your fake god.

Feel threatened?

Thought not.

Same here.

Yeah, maybe, but I'll find a better class of people so I still think I'm ahead.

Iv ridden my bicycle thru a sheep field does this count? or make sense?

Threatening me with hell fire is not an argument.

I'm not a sheep. Why would I follow a shepherd?

only sheep need a shepherd.