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"Homosexual", refers to both genders. "Gay", refers to both genders. "Lesbian", refers only to females. So I'm wondering, what term refers to male homosexuals only? Or is this to be determined at a later date?

eat food over the sink? Or is that just a bachelor thing?

While sitting in my favourite reading room, I happened to notice that the size of toilet paper sheets is actually written on the toilet paper wrapper. Apparently each sheet is 9.9cm x 10.1cm. This made me wonder, why did they decide to use those dimensions? Why not just 10cm x 10cm?

Where/why did the term "Oops a daisy" or "Whoops a daisy" originate? Even if we accept the Oops part, what about the daisy part?

I suppose their is some religious connection, but i don't know what it is. Here are the lyrics:

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah

Sister help to trim the sail, hallelujah

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

River Jordan is chilly and cold, hallelujah

Chills the body but not the soul, hallelujah

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

Jordan river is deep and is wide, hallelujah

I've got a home on the other side, hallelujah

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah

Michael's Boat is a music boat , hallelujah

Michael's Boat is a music boat , hallelujah

14Michael row the boat, the boat ashore, hallelujah16

15Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah17

It seems to me that when I swat houseflies some of their crushed bodies show signs of red blood and, though all are smashed to much the same degree, others show signs of only a whitish coloured substance. What's going on?

Are their eggs secretly embedded in banana shins etc.? They seem to appear from nowhere, whenever banana skins or fruit peals are present. Then there are those blue flies. They appear from nowhere as soon as an animal dies, be it shot or road kill.

And what did they base their decision on, besides making lots of money for little product?

Was this some religious threat?

I'm assuming that Oprah's buddy Dr. Phil is educated and yet I've heard him use the term, more than once, on TV and I don't even watch that show.

We've all heard that "No means no!", but in reality, so does everything else except "Yes". A female can call rape at any time and under any circumstances, for that matter, even if she has said "Yes". I mean, how often are there witnesses?

That is the most annoying demonstration of sporting interference I have ever witnessed.

Americans (and my easily misled idiot of a Canadian father-in-law, after spending the summer in the USA) are often heard using the phrase, "I'll tell you what." This consistently comes AFTER they have already told us what. In Canada and, I suspect, most other English speaking countries, that phrase is used before the transfer of information.

Examples:

Canadian - I'll tell you what. We can play tomorrow.

American - We can play tomorrow. I'll - tell - you - what.

(The American version is spoken in a longer, drawn out speech, "I'll - tell - you - what.". A point not missed by my in-law.)

1. Smarties (not in the USA)

2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp (not in the USA)

3. The size of our footballs fields, one less down, and bigger balls.

4. Baseball is Canadian - 1st game June 4, 1838 - Ingersoll, ON

5. Lacrosse is Canadian

6. Hockey is Canadian

7. Basketball is Canadian

8. Apple pie is Canadian

9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers

10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin' Donuts

11. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past their White House. Then we burned it, and most of Washington ... We got bored because they ran away. Then, we came home and partied..... Go figure.

12. Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany.

13. We have the largest English population that never Ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone,anywhere. EVER! (We got clobbered in the odd battle but prevailed in ALL the wars)

14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and lasted a little over an hour.

15. The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American mercenary, he slept in and missed the whole thing. He showed up just in time to get caught.

16. A Canadian invented Standard Time.

17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company.

18. The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes. (That's more information than I need!)

19. We know what to do with the parts of a buffalo.

20. We don't marry our kin-folk...

21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone. Also short wave radios which save countless lives each year.

22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it.

23. A Canadian invented Superman.

24. We have coloured money.

25. Our beer advertisements kick *** (Incidently... so does our beer!)

BUT MOST IMPORTANT !

The handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands in with mitts on.

OOOoohhhhh..... Canada !!

Oh yeah... And our elections only take one day!

When a fish breathes does it take the Oxygen from the H2O, leaving just the Hydrogen? If they are getting Oxygen from other sources underwater, why does it not bubble to the surface before the fish can get it?

I don't see any skills, arts or abilities in that bag of bones.

If both were being stimulated and an orgasm occurred, would you be able to determine if it were caused by one or the other? Are the orgasms different? How so?

I've asked some of my close female friends, but their answers seems to be divided down the middle as to whether there is a difference. I need a larger test group.

Beautiful, wonderful, shameful and careful all mean full of their root word, why doesn't "awful" mean full of awe, reverential?

The first time I heard of her, it was because of her breast augmentation operation (which she denies, but her autopsy will tell) and now she does commercials for Foster Grant's glasses. So who, or what, is she? Why is she considered a celebrity?

I generally wash mine afterwards.