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Sometimes I take lsd, dmt, salvia psilobin or any combination. I've wondered when I go to space am I really in space and do the things I do really happen or whats going on there? I managed to travel faster than the speed of light, and now, because of relativity, time is imaginary. Can anyone help?

I'm being entirely serious I'm sick of having their shenanigans defame the reputation of decent americans. Could the rest of the states form like a USA block association and say "were not going to have you drive down our property values anymore, you're out mate" I see it's only connected by a strip of land so would it be possible to drill, saw it off and give it a hearty kick towards Cuba?

I've never actually met a black person before but I've seen them on TV and on the internet. Some of them seem nice and normal and like the same things I do and some of them seem crazy and violent and like bad things and I think some of the girls are pretty but some aren't. How do I know which ones are which?

I've heard that we shouldn't listen to Kanye West and others because he uses illuminati and satanic imagery and works for them. I've been a Christian all my life but I was just curious does Satan or the Illuminati pay well? whats their health care look like? and hypothetically of course if I wanted to get a job with satan who do I see or call to get an interview or internship for a position. I'm going to be honest here god aint done **** for me, I'm post grad, cut off from my parents, got loans, so broke my new car might be a Honda, had to start cooking my own food instead of going out, can't afford two more 3dtvs for surround 3dvision and might only afford to go to London for South West Four instead of my usual summer music festival euro-tour on a Ducatti and probably won't get the new ipad this year so I want to know how the other side is living and if it would accomodate my needs better.

Do you think in our lifetime we'll end the racism against hispanics, blacks, jews, Chinamen, gays, ect? Then focus on the Polish because honestly they are the ONE race that is entirely unredeemable and should not exist. I just wish people would stop focusing on gays who just want the right to love, or illegal immigrants just trying to earn a decent wage in ways we wouldn't even think of succuming to like cleaning toilets, or arabs, who want the same things we do but just worship in a different way and if we get to know them aren't different from you and me excluding some extremists and what group DOESN'T have some bad eggs? and really come up with a policy and solution about what were going to do with all these ******* poles which ARE ALL BAD EGGS AND UNIVERSALLY HATED BY ALL WITH A 0% APPROVAL RATING?

Can't you people see your hate isn't the answer and isn't going to solve anything unless we redirect it somewhere it counts.

I need to come up with a slogan for black history month and I want it to be funny, witty, cool and ironic without crossing the line into disrespect so I need help from the internet to do my homework:

1. BLACK PEOPLE: at least were not the poles

2. BLACK HISTORY MONTH: you know it's black because it leaves early

3. Black history month: don't whine we gave them the shortest and coldest month of the year

4. Black History month: Now with 70% more Martin Luther King 25% less Malcom X and 100% less white guilt!

5. Black History Month: YOU ARE THE FATHER!

6. Black History Month: Statistically speaking this is 10%-25% your month too so listen!

7. Black History Month: your future month if you keep voting republican

8. Black History Month: You're coke dealer will be impressed by what you learn

9. Black History Month: Why you can't touch their hair

10. Black History Month: It's a complicated month, and no one understands it but it's woman(we can dig it)

My psychologist said in her own words "my philosophy is that at 15 the child is never wrong". Basically saying that anything she does wrong is directly my fault. Practically I know that's not true, because I was 15, and I had some pretty f*ckheaded ideas without any contribution from my parents who would of directly opposed me with the force of a thousand suns exploding if they knew what they were. Now she says they were too strict and that's the problem but they weren't really in my opinion, never took a beating unless you actually broke the law in a meaningful way, you showed respect to get respect, nothing was yours unless you earned it yourself and that goes right down to your "free speech" and "privacy"(You get privacy when you pay rent food and utilities) and if you had a problem with it they'd be happy to show you the door to find someone that you think would treat you better.

Now my wife hired this woman and I think she has us worse off than we would of been otherwise, lies, leaves when she wants, breaks curfew, gets disrespectful, runs up the phone bill, ect and I try to explain to her it hurts why she shouldn't do that and she just can't seem to be arsed to care. I can take stuff away but her mom either gives it back or she goes to a friends house to use their stuff. But after this weekend reflecting on those words I'm thinking of dropping all the self help stuff and going back to some old time parenting and being a Dad instead of being Oprah.

I've been doing business with some Japanese fellows lately and I like the cut of their jib, fast, hard working, honest, polite, they pay right, honestly I'm thinking I should dump all these yankee louses and figure out a way to do all my business with different types of Chinamen, build a network of them as preferred clients. Might even get some of their cars. Finest people I've worked with. I'm just wondering is it a cultural thing that they are better than americans or is this just a fluke or some trick before they show their true colors.

So what do you guys think about Chinamen? Have any experiences or knowlege you'd like to share?

A girl in my daughters class passed out invitations for her birthday party yet failed to deliver one to my daughter. This has upset her and I feel she deserves her vengeance for such a disgraceful slight towards her, my family's honor and the disrespect she and her parents show towards common courtesy. Everyone knows if you are not inviting EVERYONE you should distribute invites outside of class hours. I will be ruining their parents but I need advice on what's the best way to teach my daughter how to wreak her vengeance with righteous indignation and earn her rightful respect(or fear) from her colleagues? Like what can a five year old handle by herself or with minimal interference because I want her to really feel the catharsis, schadenfreude and pride as well as critical thinking skills to get away with it.