Sausage Mahoney

I've been dating my current girlfriend for 3 months now, and I'm wonder when it's time to drop the bombshell.

I'm secretly a costumed superhero, how long in to a relationship is it appropriate to wait before you share this kind of secret with a significant other? Or should I just tell her to keep on the lookout for Doctor Mysterio and Hamfist and not explain why?

It's a picture of my wife in a nice dress from when we went to dinner. I really like it, but have to admit it really shows off the goods. That's not a problem for me, but I wonder if it's inappropriate to have it displayed where my coworkers can see.

It must have been 30 years now since McDonalds got rid of its good apple pies (deep fried, with a crispy shell) and replaced them with their baked apples pies (too much dough, not enough apple). How can I learn to let them go?

I don't watch much TV, so I don't want to pay for cable.

I can tune in some channels by adjusting the rabbit ear antennae, but never very well.

How am I supposed to position them? I've tried lots of things with varying results, different positions seem to work for different channels, sometimes I get better reception if I'm standing and holding the antenna, sometimes its better if I move away.

Is there any pattern to how you're supposed to position these? (Put them up high, horizontal, away from walls, pointing north/south or east/west) or is it always a trial and error thing? And what's the deal with the "gain" dial? Do I always want to put that all the way up? (If so, why's it there in the first place?)

With men, sizes are pretty straightforward: Waist and inseam for pants, S/M/L for shirts where exact fitting isn't important. Neck size for dress shirts.

How do women's clothing sizes work? Sizes seem to cover a much greater range.

For women's clothes that are marked S/M/L how do those compare with the numeric system?

And how do you wash them? Can they go in the washer? Or do you just throw them out when they get too old?