Yahooligan

I bought team fortress 2 the other day, hoping to play it, but unfortunately, no matter how many times i try, it always freezes on the loading screen. It happens on the tutorial, and on mutliplayer/single player. How do i fix this? (If it helps, it loads til all but 1 bar and then crashes)

Now, I'm pretty good at guitar, but my only problem is this: I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT GUITARS. you see, i taught myself with one of those cheap-o knock off strats u can find anywhere for 100 bucks. But, now that I'm starting to play more jazz and blues and funk instead of rock, i think i might need a new guitar. You see, when i play jazz, my strat sticks out like a sore thumb cuz its really twangy and trebly. But, the guy at a music shop explained that humbuckers give a mellower sound. And i saw a telecaster that looked pretty sweet with humbuckers. Alot of people on the internet say its pretty versatile for a lot of genres, but i'm just asking around. What do you think is the most versatile guitar and why? (Please don't tell me "rewire the bridge with a 9-way pickup switch and **** like that cuz i can't do that lol) Thanks

I'm not a computer person, so try to dumb your answer down as much as possible.

Heres my problem:

I can play CDs just fine on my computer. But I cant play CD-ROMs. Like videogames on CDs. When i put in a CD, itunes pops up just fine. But when i put in a cd-rom, nothing happens and my computer acts like nothings there. What is going on??

I'm a really good guitar player and i love playing jazz. But it just hit me a couple days ago. Ive been playing jazz for 3 years now, and listening to jazz for 1. It took me til just now to realize that it seems like nobody outside of Fusion uses the blues scale. I've been using the blues scale for EVERY single jazz song ive ever played in my life. I just realized this problem. Could somebody please post an article, or explain more about jazz scales related to chords and genres? Thanks in advance

this question has been asked before, but my problem is different. I am a guy. And, all my life, my penis has been curved to the right. alot of sources said that this is normal. But recently, when i try to masturbate, the "bend" in my penis. (where it curves) starts hurting, and so i can't masturbate because there is more pain then pleasure. so i was wondering if anyone knows how to fix this or what is going on. thx

I am a 13-year-old boy. I play baseball in the fall and the summer and the spring. I have a high metabolism, so im skinny. (at least that's what they say lol) But starting about 2 weeks ago, ive started to get man boobs. Could anyone tell me how to get rid of them and/or why i have them. Thanks

Think Yahoo! answers should allow the asker to reply to answers? i think that'd be great. Cause there are some people that i really wanna argue with on this site.

Demi Lovato. Is it just me, or is close ups on her a turn off? Uhh, it gives me the creeps thinkin bout it. (im a guy btw, just on my mom's account) DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK DEMI LOVATO'S UGLY? or is it just me?

Haha, we've all seen one of these people on the internet before:

"I listen to real music, not rap"

Ohhh, those ppl piss me off. I will agree that there are some new age rap songs that i can't stand, but if they were a real music fan, they wouldn't be such a douche. This isn't really a question, but if you're reading this and you've dissed rap cuz you like metal/rock, or vice versa. Quit, cuz there ARE other types of ppl besides you. That is all.

OK,

1) i am a 13 year old boy

2) don't tell me "you don't need to worry about this, your too young"

3) I'M CURIOUS jeez

4) I know ill get "stronger" as time goes on.

I just wanted to know if masturbation had anything to do with how long you will last in bed. cuz on tv, its like a big joke you know? Just answer straightforward-ly

I want to make a Cygnus Knight, but i've used all my oppurtunites on all my 20+ characters. I just wanted to know: What Maplestory character would level fastest from level 10-20. I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY LEVELS AFTER 20 so don't tell me about leveling after that. Thx.

Fluorescent light bulbs: (The ones that are twisty instead of bulb-ish) the commercials say there brighter and cheaper. Is there a catch to these, or are they really that good?

Okay, i know this question has probably been asked a million times before, but this is different. When I go to delete my old address under "Contact Address" it won't delete. When I highlight it and press the backspace button, it simply takes me to the last page i was at. This does NOT happen when i changed "Other E-Mail 1". Please tell me what's wrong and how i fix it. Thanks

OK, so I've been looking for an hour now. Does anyone know of a sports rpg game (i don't even care what sport it is) that IS an rpg, but you don't simulate your games, you actually play??

If you know of ANY game like this, plz tell me. Also, any sports RPGs (sim or no sim) will help fill my boredom too lol.

Ok, so every website on the internet says mano "spawns" (or watever) every 45 minutes. does anyone know when that time starts?? I might not be clear enough, but if you could plz at least give me some tips.