jake g

Annie hall quote, I never got the humor in it. Could someone explain?

Everybody always talks about how obama created the debt. Sure the debt occured under his term but how did he create it? And why is he responsible for unemployment? I am not asking these questions form a neutral stance.

Scarface and The good the bad and the ugly are mine. Brutally realistic and gritty, remind me of when i lived in arizona. Sorry, my reasons are really superficial.

he's a puppy,and before they where pink now there really magenta , like when we go walking they get dirty but we clean them and there still magenta :(

My dog loves to eat weird things and sometimes even vomit them up. today he thew up a ring!!!!! i think it maybe expensive and i have no idea where he found it. Im not sure how dangerous this is maybe its time i take him to the vet

I found a rolex under my bed, says "oyster perpetual datejust" in small writing and has 68288 written on the back. Was wondering how I can find and further information about it by its markings. Hopefully someone will know the price range? If there is anything other information you need ill do my best to find it. THANKS SO MUCH!

like sxephil used to, or amazingatheist kind of does

my dog is rolling on its back! it wont stop. he has been making noises and rolling on his back for 3 days! when i tried to feed him he pee'd on me! help!

8,a ,14,b ,20 ...

The first term of the sequence above is 8. Which of the following could be the formula for finding the Nth term of this sequence for any positive integer N?

2n+6

3n+5

5n+3

6n+2

6n+5

and how did you do it?>

i dont know what to be more worried about, the Pot or my poor dog!

i walked inside after school and heard a strange noise in his room. i walked upstairs and peeked in and saw him having my dog lick peanut butter off of his penis. im not sure if this is something that people do or if i should be worried? please help!

my dog sterling always trys to jump on the back of anna's rear end, but he never makes it all the way onto her back, he just kind of shakes his hip area to try and propell himself up there. why does he do this, its the weirdest thing!

my mom ate too much cheese and she threw up on me. now she says i have to wear it to school so i did and nobody even noticed! i was so happy i wear it all the time and i dont even care if it stinks

i went away on vacation with my parents but i keep getting these strange calls on my cellphone and i dont know who they are from

my dog is 13 years old. his name has been Spalding for 13 years, but he no longer responds to his name. EVER. we thought he was going deaf, but one day my grandma said 'brunswick' i forgot why, but he responed to it. now he will only come if we say brunswick. is he insane?

he cant smell anything usually he can smell everything now he doesnt sniff anything! i think he is broken someone please help me

cats always land on their feet why would they have that skill unless they could fly

my science teacher made it homework to cover your dog/cat in cheeze-wiz and stick certain objects to it such as staplers. should i call the police?! please help