mr.squanky

should a wife feel insulted if, while she is cooking dinner, her husband zaps a burrito in the microwave for a minute to eat while waiting for dinner to be done?

Can motel management or owner enter my motel room whenever they want without my permission? What is the law surrounding this in Seattle, WA?

And what about the police?

I'm asking about smoking it only.

I just replaced the plugs, wires, cap, and rotor. Now my 86 Econoline's 302 will hardly start and will not idle. The plugs I pulled were gapped at 50, but following Fords specs, I gapped the new ones at 44. Could it be some past adjustment or modification made 50 the correct number? I sure hope so because tomorrow I'm re-gapping my plugs to 50.

I just replaced the plugs, wires, cap, and rotor. Now the van won't start. Why?? The plugs are gapped correctly, the firing order on the distributor cap is correct, all wires are connected correctly, all connections are snug. wtf is going on here??

i just replaced the plugs, cap, rotor, and wires. i accidentally undid the wire to the coil, and now can't seem to find the coil. anyone know where it is????

The power inverter i just got recommends hardwiring to the car battery if using 150 or more watts. i certainly dont want a fire, but i also dont want the project of hardwiring if its unnecessary. i plan on powering (not necessarily at the same time), a 13" tv/dvd combo, a cell phone, a set of powered computer speakers, and a couple lamps.

I don't mean planning for a move or anything like that. I mean one day DROPPING EVERYTHING and leaving into the unknown - without any back up plans, saved up money, or destination. Just going and starting completely over. Would love to hear your story.

I've heard plenty of people who can say things like "my brother is born on my uncles birthday", or something similar, but not yet anyone who shares a birthday with their mother. (step moms don't count in this one)

A man who hasn't been feeling quite right sees his doctor. The doctor tells him "I have cutting edge computer that diagnoses flawlessly, all I need is a urine sample".

The man offers up the sample and doc puts it in the machine, pulls a lever, and after lots of lights and sounds, a piece of paper is dispensed.

"Hmmm", says the doctor, "Looks like you have tennis elbow".

"Tennis elbow??!!" replies the stunned man, "That can't be right!"

"Indeed, this state of art contraption has never been wrong", replies the doctor, " You have tennis elbow. But just to make sure why don't you bring another sample in tomorrow and we'll run it through - just to be sure".

At home now the man still can't believe his doctor would believe such nonsense as tennis elbow - he decides to have a little fun.

First he asks his wife for a little urine, then he asks his daughter for a sample also. After mixing those together, he adds some oil from his car, and finally he adds some (not sure if i can say it, but what he might do alone with an issue playboy in hand).

Stirring it altogether he can't wait to see the results.

Next day he arrives at the doctors office, barely keeping a straight face - but he does, and tells the doc "here's that urine sample you asked for".

The doc puts the sample in the machine, pulls the lever, and after lots of noise and blinking lights, out comes a rather long piece of paper which the doctor begins studying.

After a long silence the man can't take it anymore, "What's it say Doc?"

The doctor shakes his head, and tells the man "Well, it looks like your daughter is pregnant, your wife has an std, your car badly needs an oil change, and if you don't stop mast****ating your tennis elbow will not improve.

A black guy and a white guy are waiting for the elevator after a long day of work. The white guy exclaims "TGIF! "

The black guy looks at him kinda weird and calmly replies, " S-H-I-T".

Puzzled, the white guy again belts out "TGIF!", and again the same calm reply from the black guy "S-H-I-T".

"Alright, what's up??" asks the white guy finally, "I'm just saying Thank God It's Friday".

The black guy shakes his head, looks at the white guy and says "Stupid Honky, It's Thursday"

A lady can't get her washing machine to start so she calls hubby at work asking what to do. He seems kinda ticked she called and tells her "who do you think i am the maytag repairman?? don't call me at work for such nonsense!"

So now she's upset and decides to go shopping - but now the car won't start. She tries and tries with no luck and eventually calls hubby again, hoping he won't get mad. But he does, "who do you think i am, mr. goodwrench?? don't call me at work!!" and hangs up.

She's crying by now and sits down on the porch. A man walking by notices her crying and asks what's wrong. She tells him about the washing machine and the car - and her hubby's insensitivity on the phone.

"Well, let me have a look" - and sure enough he fixes the washing machine. Then he gets the car running even. She's so happy she asks what she can do to repay his kindness.

"Well, you can either bake me a cake or have sex with me" he says.

Later on hubby gets home and is surprised to see the car is fixed as is the washing machine. She tells him about the nice man who fixed them, and hubby asks "so, whaddya have to do to repay him?"

"He told me I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him"

hubby - "so what kind of cake did you bake him?"

"Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker?"

though a good answer, I'm not looking for 'gifted'

Stays three days, and then leaves on Friday. How can this be?

I haven't even been able to identify its manufacturer. I've tried to identify the manufacturer by its mac, and get CNET Tech - but nowhere on any cnet sites can I find even a similar model or product number. I'm stuck.

My above ground pool inflatable ring has a hole - I can't find it. I've tried everything I can think of, from rolling it in the water to hopefully spot bubbles, to applying a soapy water mixture and hopefully spotting bubbles being blown. I swear I've scrutinized every single square inch carefully and patiently, but with no luck - it's still leaking. I'm about to go buy a can of fix a flat and wondered if anyone has tried this idea yet. Thanks.