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I just finished Junior High and I'm going to High school after this summer. My "previous" life consisted mostly of either wasting time on playing video games or not doing anything productive, but now I've decided to make some changes in my lifestyle. I do have some friends, but when I'm with them I'm usually the quiet one, and when I'm meeting a friend with no-one else around, I usually never know what to talk to them about, and we end up getting bored, which is why I don't see the point of hanging out with friends anymore. Could anyone please give me some tips on how to train myself to be more social and how to make more friends?

It's about three actors that think they're doing a movie, when they've been unfortunate enough to run into a real camp of bandits. It's been a long time since I watched it, but as far as I can remember, they ran into a village that sees them as heroes, and a girl from the village gets kidnapped by the bandits. If anyone know what movie I'm rambling on about then could you please help? Thanks.

Do they say hi or do they just ignore them? Because if they just ignore them, then why even bother saluting?

I've gained a couple of pounds over the last few weeks, and I think I should go on a diet. But how do I diet? Can't I just stop eating? I mean, dieters barely eat, so why eat at all?!

Whenever I try to discuss something with a Belieber, she seems completely narrow-minded. They neglect all other music and it's impossible to discuss it with them, as they seem to think that Justin Bieber is God, which he isn't. Why do they think he's so perfect? He has released tweets about how other people are losers and he's very arrogant most of the time. And by the way, why doesn't it seem like Beliebers are able to think on their own, and why do they think he's talented? As far as I can tell, all his talent died out as soon as he was discovered. Most of his music sounds the same, and he even compres himself to people who have actually got talent! Why do Beliebers think he's so perfect?

my bro tyrone told me bout dis smart dude named stephen hawking or some $hit n i decided 2 look up some photos of dis retard that was sposed 2 b so smart. his teaf look real nasty n $hit bro ! does he do drugs n stuff? cuz i do meth n he got dem meth teaf dude !! but does he brush cuz i do n my teaf only look half dat bad ! doesnt he hav a babysitter or somethin ???

I took an advanced guitar course recently, and I meet someone there who seemed like a cool guy. We started talking and the same night we went out for a beer. We had a great time and it turned out that we had a lot in common. We exchanged phone numbers and went our separate ways. A couple of days later he introduced me to some of his friends, and we all went out to eat. We had a private little party and they told me that they were going to make a metalcore band and that they would like me to join. I accepted the invite and the last couple of weeks have been filled with song writing, band practice, and tons of fun. I've settled with that he's an amazing guy, and I want to be his friend. But I don't know how to ask him. Can someone help me, please?

I'm looking for someone who can write down all multiplayer strategies for online gameplay. Rushing, Camping etc. and give me an explanation for what all strategies involve.

The neighbour kid keeps leaving burning bags of dog s*** on my porch. This is really pissing me off and I want payback. The weather institute claims it's going to rain hard next week, so I've put together a great plan. I want to blast their roof off so that the f****** can just sit there and be soaking wet. I think it would be best to use a mortar to do this, but where do I get one of those?

Yeah, I'm really confused.

I was going to play, and I couldn't connect to XBOX LIVE, so I tested the connection, and everything is fine with the connection, but even though it said I was connected to XBOX LIVE, it said it still had some problems, and it suggested that I downloaded my gamer profile again. So I did, and that didn't work neither. I decided to sign in and play single player instead, but now my gamer profile is gone! Can anyone tell me what to do?

A friend of mine has asked for phone numbers on Facebook, and I want to troll him a little. :P

I had a discussion with someone just recently. He had obviously run out of arguments as he started to use insults like 'fag', 'gay' and 'loser', rather than talking about the topic. He stopped eventually, but I'm wondering why people use the word 'gay' as an insult. Is it to improve their own masculinity or what?

I don't have access to credit card, sadly, but I'm looking for a computer software that allows me to make my own beats for rap.

Call me crazy or whatever, I don't care. I've been going through bad stuff all my life, and through my entire life, I've been a servant of God. But because he has not yet showed me a sign or given me anything in return, I've started to lose my faith in him, and I now want to turn to Satan and his demons. I have my reasons for wanting this, and I'm not asking this for fun, as this is something I take very seriously. Don't give me mocking answers, just tell me how to join Satan and become a demon. I want this so badly, all the years of agony have made me stopped caring about love. I don't love anything anymore. I just feel cold and dark, and it seems like the only one that wants me is Lord Satan.

I'll start by saying that this is a serious question and and that I am in fact considering becoming a mercenary. I have a realistic view on life and I don't really care about it, neither. If you think I believe in the Hollywood movies showing of mercenaries as professional kick boxers or whatever, you're absolutely wrong. Anyway, I was seen as unfit for service in the Norwegian army, because I've been diagnosed with a mild form of Aspergers syndrome. I've been focused on becoming a soldier all my life, and I am in excellent shape both physically and mentally, except for the diagnosis. The only way that diagnosis has affected me, is by making me a man of few words. I wonder if any of you can tell me how to become a mercenary without military experience, who I should contact to become one, and how to apply for the job.

Like an upbeat pop/rap song or something.

It's a rap song with the line "Walking down the beach and looking at the bitches" or something like that in it.