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I recently came into ownership of a bottle of wine, it's a 1976 Burgfellerei Schloss Rauzenburg(Spatburgunder Ausbruch/ Pinot Noi) the bottle is very simillar to this one http://www.winebid.com/buy_wine/item_details.aspx?...

only it says Spatburgunder Ausbruch instead of Undenheimer Goldberg and is a 700ML bottle. My question is firstly is it worth anything(I would drink it but I haven't aquired a taste for wine as yet) and secondly where would one sell such a bottle of wine?

Thanks to anyone who can help me with this.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". Soon you will be able to handle this situation. Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, a partner in law firm, Knee, Deep & Schitt.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie, the twins Deep and Dip, Fulla, Giva and Bull Schitt. Against his parent's strong objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school drop out.

After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe divorced. Noe Schitt married Mr. Scherlock and, because her kids were living with them, decided to keep her previous name,hence, she became known as Noe Schitt-Scherlock. Dip Schitt moved south and married Loda Schitt and they produced a cowardly son and named him Chick Noe (after his grandmother) Schitt. He became known as Chick N. Schitt for short.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood and consequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse Schitt. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa. Their only son, Tough Schitt, became a professional wrestler and later moved to Minnesota to pursue a career in politics.

Now when someone says that you don't know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.

If you do check out this short film made by some peeps i know.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8sDSq7QK4

CHEWING GUM!

An Australian man was having a coffee and

Croissants with butter and jam in a cafe

When an American tourist, chewing gum,

Sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American,

Who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said,

'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?'

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being

Bothered during his breakfast, and replied,

'of course.'

The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't.

In the States, we only eat what's inside.

The crusts we collect in a container,

Recycle them, transform them into

Croissants and sell them to Australia .'

The American had a smirk on his face.

The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with

Your bread?' Sighing, the Australian

Replied, 'of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the

American said, 'we don't. In the States,

We eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we

Put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers

In containers, recycle them, transform them

Into jam and sell it to Australia ..

The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex

In the States?' The American smiled and said

'Why of course we do.' The Australian leaned

Closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do

With the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

Now it was the Australians turn to smile.

'We don't. In Australia , we put them in a

Container, recycle them, melt them down

Into chewing gum and sell them to the

United States .

Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'?

It's a name they give to random locations they sit around to try and get some........

Ok so any comments/opinions are welcome I only saw this the other night and have never played the game......... keep an eye out for what he does with his remote.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jM2BMW_WVo

I'm trying to remember the name of that old game with the balls that are bouncing around and you have to keep cutting the area they're in to make it smaller without getting hit. Anybody remeber what it's called???

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Ok so i'm of the belief that to be able to judge you first have to have experience on what your judging. Why is it that God is the only one that can judge you, he made Jesus in his likeness which would have given him some experience at what it is to be human, he in no way was a perfect example of a human being, in fact religion is the cause for a lot of the terrible things going on today. And after all doesn't he have a plan for us all? Why is it then he can judge "us" for the decisions we make as humans, when he was the one with the plan all along, and didn't exactly change the world for the better by putting Jesus on the planet!!!

And why is he still little Johnny, shouldn't he grow up at some point?

I see said the blind man to his deaf daughter who were sitting at the corners of a round table eating vinegar with a knife and fork.

I have a netgear wireless router into 1 pc and another with the wireless adaptor, is it possible to add another pc wirelessly and be able to share files between all 3? I don't even know if I can do it with the 2 I have now! The new(old) pc doesn't have ethernet and will be used as a media centre to play music and stuff but the music is on the other pc's.

I need solutions people. LOL

Seriously who cares......

Just in general why is it some people get offended over things that don't really concern them or have no real knowledge about.....

I'd like some peoples ideas on what goes on in peoples heads that makes them get offended when logically they shouldn't, what benefit is it to our psyche to do this......

OK so I got this Manx that had 10 pinkies last wednesday theres 5 left a few she ate coz they were munted and 2 were D.O.D, know you've got that I need to know when the females will have nipples so i can seperate them in a few weeks.

Thanks

PS: WANT ONE?

Are these things going to have like half a tail or something?

I thought i had 3 males 2 manx and 1 normal one but 1 of the manx is pregnant, are these things going to be as ugly as sin?

Any one got something that'll eat 'em i'll give 'em to ya

Can you show me a red tail shark or an albino that's a foot long?

they'll get to 6 inches after a few years in a big tank, that's it.

I suggest anybody seriously looking at buying fish ask the guys at the Aquarium and don't believe mr "????????"

A blind man walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog, once inside he picks the dog up and swings it around by the tail then goes and sits at the bar, the bartender approaches and asked why he just did that, the blind man replies "I was having a look around"

Pretty funny huh

Who came up with this expression?

Who are the Jones's?

What expression was used before it that meant the same thing?

By strongest i mean holds stronger than anything else but not necessarily on a wide range of things like super glue.