UFO encounter?

What if you found yourself driving all alone on an empty highway in the middle of the night. And suddenly a UFO lands right in front of you and some creepy looking aliens want you to come with them. What will you say or give them to keep you from being abducted and probed?

(and please don't say "we are a people of peace")

be creative...

Entity of Life2006-04-10T05:55:37Z

Favorite Answer

Looking at the situation here on Earth...I would be grabbing the alien by the hand and dragging it on board while saying "Get me outta here"!!!...The thing is..maybe they have some good tasting food or really cool tunes..maybe their entertainment..is much better..could be an endless list of things..Why would I want to run away?..Certainly the probe would not be a part of the equation..I would rather pee in a cup, thanks...I have seen UFOs all my life..would be cool to ZIP around in one...and by the way ..WHY would anyone want to say we are people of peace?...We are violent, uncaring, greedy, UNintelligent...so on...Do ya think they wouldn't know that already?..lol

muddypaws2006-04-07T19:08:34Z

Grab the nearest blunt object and whack the aliens' brains out. KYAAAAAAA!!!