Heard this blonde joke?
A blind man walks into a busy bar and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde lady boxer.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The lady sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The woman to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."
"Now, think about it seriously. Do you REALLY wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, sighs, and mutters, "Not if I'm gonna have to EXPLAIN IT five times...!"