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Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?
A blind man enters a lady's bar by mistake. Finding his way to the bar, he orders a drink. After a few drinks he yells, "Does anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The place gets silent. Then a woman with a deep, husky voice sitting to the right of the man says, "Sir, since you are blind, I think it is only fair to let you know that
The bartender is a blonde woman.
The bouncer is a blonde woman.
The woman on your left is blonde and a professional wrestler.
I'm a six foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
Do you still want to tell that joke?"
"Nah," says the man. "Not if I'm gonna have to explain it FIVE times."
11 Answers
- By FaithLv 71 decade ago
A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish. "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband." said the wife.
The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish... So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! - the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: "Fairies are female."
- 1 decade ago
Two blond carpenters
Two blond carpenters were hard at work nailing siding on a house. The first carpenter would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in. The second carpenter asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”
The first carpenter explained, “When I pull out a nail, about half of them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away.”
The second carpenter replied: “You fool! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!”
A blond man was arrested for jogging down the road to the city with his pants around his ankles. When asked why, he explained he'd been picked up in bar by a beautiful woman, driven out to the countryside, where the woman got naked and said, "Okay, stud, drop trou and go to town."
- 1 decade ago
That was good! I liked it.
I have one:
What is the difference between a blonde and a 747 jet?
Some men have never been inside a 747 jet.
Hardy harr harr. It's old I know.
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- 5 years ago
Heard it many times before -I am not offending- its just I am a big jokes fan that I keep up with the latest and most updates ... ! U can view my jokes , they are all original -or I hope so- and funny ... ^ ^ , invitation is open to all !
- Anonymous1 decade ago
heh!
Source(s): I don't get it. Yeah, Im naturally blonde.
