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Heard this blonde joke?

A blind man walks into a busy bar and orders a drink.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde lady boxer.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The lady sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The woman to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."

"Now, think about it seriously. Do you REALLY wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, sighs, and mutters, "Not if I'm gonna have to EXPLAIN IT five times...!"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    omg lmao i have nvr heard that b4 but thats great lol im telling all my friends star 4 u

  • 1 decade ago

    heard it b4 but with different people (1-5) but im happy for u cause usually people fix jokes and call them their own u(not sure) fixde the joke and didnt call it ur own

  • 1 decade ago

    why don't blonds eat jelly

    because they cant fit three caps of water into the box thats my fave or

    why don't blonds eat pickles

    because they cant fit their head in the jar

  • 1 decade ago

    Haha. Never heard that one. That's funny :D

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  • Dea B
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    LMAO u get a star

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thank you.that was a great motivator

  • 1 decade ago

    heard it before, still just as funny!!! lol!

  • 1 decade ago

    thats good

  • 1 decade ago

    yes but its good

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha that is really funny

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