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Heard this blonde joke?
A blind man walks into a busy bar and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde lady boxer.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The lady sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The woman to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."
"Now, think about it seriously. Do you REALLY wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, sighs, and mutters, "Not if I'm gonna have to EXPLAIN IT five times...!"
14 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
omg lmao i have nvr heard that b4 but thats great lol im telling all my friends star 4 u
- 1 decade ago
heard it b4 but with different people (1-5) but im happy for u cause usually people fix jokes and call them their own u(not sure) fixde the joke and didnt call it ur own
- 1 decade ago
why don't blonds eat jelly
because they cant fit three caps of water into the box thats my fave or
why don't blonds eat pickles
because they cant fit their head in the jar
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
thank you.that was a great motivator
- Anonymous1 decade ago
haha that is really funny