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One Payday, Mr. Goodbar wanted a Bit-O-Honey, so he took his old lady, Mrs. Hershey on the corner of 5th Avenue & Clark. He began to feel her Mounds and to him that was an Almond Joy, which made his Tootsie Roll! Then, he let out some Snickers and slipped his Butterfinger up her Kit-Kat, which of course caused a Milky-Way! She screamed " O-Henry! ", and she squeezed his Peter Paul , & said, "your better than the 3 Muskateers! " She soon became a bit Chunky & 9 months later gave birth to Baby Ruth
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I’ve spent many nights looking at the Milky Way, watching the Starbursts, thinking about my Big Hunk, my Lifesaver. Missing the way you run outside naked to shoot Doves with your Bazooka. But I think I’m gonna like being a Jolly Rancher.
We’ve been down a Rocky Road. Sometimes you’re a Lemonhead, a Nerd, and a Smartie, But you’re still my Bit O’ Honey, and I’ll stay your Sugar Baby, your little Sweetart, if you’ll stay my Sugar Daddy, my York Peppermint Patty. And I love you to Reese’s Pieces, Now and Later.
Now, lets’s take a Fastbreak and get Nutrageous. I’ve been waiting to Skor, and I want it Good and Plenty. Don’t ask for Airhead, or a Blow Pop, just break out your Licorice Whip and stick your Ding Dong in my Kit Kat. I’ll shake my Laffy Taffy, and make you yell “Oh Baby Ruth”. I’ve been missing your Mr. Goodbar, he makes me scream “Oh Henry” . My Mounds are Red Hot, waiting for your Whatchamacallit, I know it’s a Whopper, and it brings me Almond Joy. So lets take a Fun Dip, don’t play no Twix, just gimme Smore!
P.S. I have a confession, I’m real glad it’s Payday, cause I went on a Spree. I spent 100 Grand and now your account is at Zero.
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Candy Bar Love Letter
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Poems About Candy
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Love seems so very sweet
Like a candy bar, a tasty treat
A Kiss for you and one for me
My eyes on you sets my heart free
To share this candy is for me to say
I love you and happy Valentine's Day