Has God ever turned an immediate member of your family into a condiment?

I bet Lot was ticked off, after all french fries had not been invented yet. So, has God ever turned say your cousin or brother or something into pepper flakes or parmesan cheese?

G's Random Thoughts2008-04-02T11:02:18Z

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No but I always make a point to respect the 10 condiments so I dont anger him

Anonymous2008-04-02T15:50:52Z

Well, my brother could be sort of considered a flake. But, no, I don't think anyone's been turned into salt or something like that. Well, maybe - I one had an uncle who smelled like pickled fish.

Anonymous2008-04-02T12:30:31Z

I don't know if god had anything to do with it, but I have a very saucy daughter! lol
I overheard a man in a restaurant a few years ago. The waitress brought him his food and as she set it down it front of him, she asked him if he wanted any condiments to go with his food. He looked at her and said, No ma'am, I plan to eat this steak, not screw it.

batgirl2good2008-04-02T11:30:51Z

No, but some of my friends have been turned into flakes, figuratively speaking.

Too much of anything is not good for you.
Moderation in ALL things......that's what I say.

Raji the Green Witch2008-04-02T12:32:09Z

hahahahahah, I just LOVE G's answer... the 10 condiments, that's priceless.

Brightest Blessings,
Raji the Green Witch

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