Best joke?
What's the funniest and/or most offensive joke you know? For or against religion, I don't care.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
What's the funniest and/or most offensive joke you know? For or against religion, I don't care.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
A: It only takes one nail to hang the picture.
Kensington
Favorite Answer
Great comedy bit by the Late George Carlin...
When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!
But He loves you.
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Anonymous
"I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving". (Sarah Silverman)
"My name is Shazia Mirza. At least that's what it says on my pilot license" (Shazia Mirza)
valcus43
Wow, I like this question but I bet some bigot bleeps you.
the1qfactor
And all of a sudden, heaven fell silent. No one knew what to say, when God sneezed :)
Ok not the funniest I know but one of the kosher ones :)
love for all, hatred for none
sml
there is a joke section under the main menu; some people take worshiping serious