Best joke?

Great comedy bit by the Late George Carlin...

When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But He loves you.

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"I want to get an abortion. But my boyfriend and I are having trouble conceiving". (Sarah Silverman)

"My name is Shazia Mirza. At least that's what it says on my pilot license" (Shazia Mirza)

Wow, I like this question but I bet some bigot bleeps you.

And all of a sudden, heaven fell silent. No one knew what to say, when God sneezed :)

Ok not the funniest I know but one of the kosher ones :)

love for all, hatred for none

there is a joke section under the main menu; some people take worshiping serious

That has been posted several times before, amoeba brain.

-Dad....

-Yes? (Dad's shaving in front of the mirror)

-I...gotta tell you something....

-What is it?

-erm.....well (shakes nervously) Brad kissed me last night...

- (Blade stops mid-cheek) Say WHAT?? OK; Continue.....

- Yeah, well, then he touched me....

- (scratch) con...tinue....

- and....(girl sobbing)...he...took my clothes OFF...

-......continue.....

-and then...(boohoo)....he touched my....

-OK, STOP!! Go tell the rest to MOM, cause you're giving me a hard on!!!