You've heard of the new theme park based on a copy of Noah's Ark. Won't curious children ask where the tasmanian devils are, where the polar bears are, where the kangaroos are, where are the 100,000 species of beetles going to be kept. Parents trying to brainwash their kids may find that it will backfire when the curious kids begin asking questions like did Noah have 1000,000 little jars with lids to keep the beetles from jumping ship?
Bolide ⌡shinning bacon of hope...⌠
Ashley, for that trick to work, you have to accept "macroevolution" at a time-scale that is absurdly faster than what is indicated by the standard model.
Simply put, there is no way. other than miracle so syllogistic that it is the ontological equivalent of a whoopie-cushion, to try to square anything in the first eleven chapters of Genesis with reality.
Ashley
One common theory is that not all the different breeds of animals were on the ark, but one of each kind (aka species)
For example, you'd have a pair of dogs, not a pair of german shepherds, a pair of Pomeranians, a pair of chihuahuas, etc
So that would definately narrow down the total number of animals on the ark.
Also, it is possible that they were not full grown, so they wouldn't take up as much room.
Anonymous
Yes and they will grow up as mass murdering gaylords
Anonymous
A retarded eight-year old wouldn't buy into that ridiculous story.