What are some good jokes?

I'm bored :P

?2014-02-23T02:11:30Z

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On viagra, it says keep away from children. What kind of man do they take me for....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................who can't maintain an erection around children


Just kidding

Anonymous2014-02-22T22:14:57Z

The USA's national debt

?2014-02-22T23:21:49Z

Why did they scientist sneeze into his hand?
It was the only tissue he had around.

Anonymous2014-02-23T11:30:32Z

Turtles make lousy wrestlers.

Anonymous2014-02-23T12:49:26Z

A girl walks into a
grocery store and asks
the stock boy if he has
any nuts.
The guy says, "No,
ma'am."
She says, "Well, do you
have any dates?"
And he says, "Ma'am, if
I don't have nuts, do
you really expect me to
have dates?"

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