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Don't eat regularly and eat foods that are not conducive to regularity (fiber, fats).
Rita
If you aren't pooping as easily or often as you'd like, addressing these aspects can help.
Drink water. ...
Eat fruits, nuts, grains, and vegetables. ...
Add fiber foods slowly. ...
Cut out irritating foods. ...
Move more. ...
Change the angle you're sitting in. ...
Keep your bowel movements in mind.
Chuck Norris
Well, you could start having irregular bowel movements or you could cease to be alive. You want to keep having regular bowel movements; the alternative is either being sick or passing away.
Anonymous
Don't EAT. Problem solved.
Anonymous
Start taking a lot of immodium AD