How many have never had a nocturnal emission?

None since the EPA cracked down.

I am currently enjoying a remission from nocturnal emission . This started about the same time I started having a reoccurring dream about my seventy five year old mother having a Brazilian wax.

Before my remission from emission, I used to wake up feeling like a glazed donut(quite literally).

I have been keeping this image of my Mother in my head when I want to prolong love making or if I have to deliver a speech.

Well, take into consideration that perhaps you have had wet dreams and simply don't remember them. On the other hand, nocturnal emissions are a general thing among men, and not necessarily related to having wet dreams.

I admit things all the time at night. I think when it's bedtime and I'm really tired I tend to admit more than I do during the morning. Yes, nocturnal admissions have become a regular practice for me.

What's that?

Huh?

Nocturnal EMISSIONS you say?

Oh.

Nevermind :D

I don't think it's possible to have one and NOT know it. Any time I have achieved "shang-ri-la" in my sleep it has woke me up. What disturbs me is what brings me to "shang-ri-la" in my dreams kinda creeps me out in real life.

I once dreamed i was dancing close to a nice chick with a big round *** next thing i know i wake up with **** in my pants. Nice at first but not the ending.

I've woken up wet...after having erotic dreams, but it takes more than just dreams for me to have 'emission'.

Gee Dave thanks for being so open, but all i can say is yes and no/ yes up to a certain age and no after another age

I cant tell you what that age is i guess it depends on your

Casanova factor different for all of us i guess/ you can count on me for anymore embarrasing questions you may have left/ and dont wave next time we cross paths/

What a go Dave----I will buy your next beer/JuJu

I think I have had the female equivalent before. I know guys who said they've never had one. Unfortunately, I know for a fact that my fiance has. :o(

Ummmmm, it never came up in conversation. I will make a point of asking all the guys I know and get back to you. :)

I never had one.

I though that I did one time, but it turned out it was just a dream.