Wouldn't you rather fight on Satan's side ?

In the short-term, it would make a ton of sense to fight with Satan. you will win some battles.

It would be like 3 americans vs. 45 terrorists. Sure it would suck to be those 3 dudes, but the U.S. is going to win, so you might as well die for a purpose, for freedom, for America. The 45 might win NOW--but later they are gonna get stomped anyways.

Same here--Satan has props on earth because that's the way God set it up, but in the end God is in control and will win. So the thing to do is fight it out...whoever shares in Christ suffering will also share in his glory and powa' when he comes back to squash the devil for good.

Do you even know what you're saying? Hey, I've got an idea:

Since you hate GOD and the Bible so much, why don't you just ignore them and say what you mean? What are you asking, do I want to fight in the name of evil? That's so Saturday Morning. How 'bout this one, Since every body else is an evil sellout, don't I want to sell out, too (because I'm too weak to make it without a Pimp?).

Grow up, dude. Christianity is really big out here. If you don't like it, don't eat it.

Wow. What a sad post. Satan is a deceiver and wants nothing but to destroy your life. Talk about a coward. And God wants nothing but you to live in love and peace and worship Him. I am on Gods side...Through and through.

"I'm a solder in the army of the Lord."

To side with Satan is to take up arms and lay down your life for the losing side. You see i read the Book, we win.

Satan's side of what? Chocolate or vanilla ice cream? Whether their should be hockey or figure skating if hell freezes over?

Yet another fictional character.

Ask this same question in armageddon,you'll get an answer-maybe...one you will not like. Stay in the shadows with el diablo,then see what the Light does to shadow.i know who will win,but it won't be you.

Ever read Ezekiel 28:18? What about ASHES attracts you? Are you still stuck on singing nursery rhymes like "Ring around the rosie....ASHES ASHES they all fall down"?

ASHES don't sound like a "win" to me....

I'd rather just let the zealots all kill themselves off while I watch TV. I have no interest in that fight.

Satan worshippers believe in God.

Fight on Satan's side? HELL NO!